Category Archives: Culture

You Will

Posted on August 4, 2011 by Eddie

You will download the new Jesse Sykes rekkid. You will advance the volume level to the maximum permissible for your current jurisdiction. You will pick your jaw up off o’ the motherfucking ground. The motherfucking ground, I tell you! Hint: … Continue reading →

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Farmers’ Market Follies

Posted on July 31, 2011 by Eddie

Old Lady with European Accent [noticing my bare feet]: What if there is broken glass? Me: I avoid it. Old Lady with European Accent: But you have to be aware of it. Me: I have eyes. Old Lady with European … Continue reading →

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Watermelon Update Y’all!

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Eddie

And to-day, this happened. Had purchased two watermelons: one for the backpack, and one for the workout. Performing Watermelon Workout while walking down the Ave., a girl (wearing a coat on an eighty-degrees-out day — green coat, too; she wasn’t … Continue reading →

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Watermelon Workout Y’all!

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Eddie

Check this out. If you wanna get your fatass into shape (and you know you do), I’ve some totally great news. All you need to do is follow this great new workout routine. I discovered it only last month, and … Continue reading →

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Forty Years Young

Posted on June 18, 2011 by Eddie

Well, the fortieth annual Northwest Folklife Festival was certainly a doozy! I’d been a mere Folklife dabbler for fifteen years or so; but after the restaurant went out of business, and I could reliably count on having Memorial Day weekend … Continue reading →

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