Monthly Archives: August 2011

Just When You Thought Satire Couldn’t Get Any More Dead…

We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom has just been released by the Missouri-based publisher Really Big Coloring Books, which says it is “designed to be a tool that parents can use to help teach children about … Continue reading

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Walking Down The Ave. To The Cloud Cult Concert…

First Encounter: Dealer #1: You need some bud? Me: No, thanks. Dealer #2: Cool shoes! Me: Thanks. Dealer #1: I wanna get me a pair of those. Dealer #2: Me too. Dealer #1: I’m serious! Me: [Laughing.] Second Encounter: Dealer … Continue reading

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Who Says That Rock And/Or Roll Died With Wesley Willis?

Uh, well, I used to, for one. But to-day I saw the light, and am thrilled to report that it didn’t perish after all; but rather was reincarnated (sorry about the fucking corporate logos): Need more proof? Happy to oblige. … Continue reading

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In The Quad

Jamaican Dude [noticing my thoroughly devoured Watermelon]: What’s up, mon? Me: Oh, not much, not much. Jamaican Dude: Workin’ up the fruit, ya? Me: You’d better believe it! Jamaican Dude: Ha ha ha ha!

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Fucking Awesome Salad I Just Et

Fucking Awesome List of ingredients follows. Purple Okra Green Okra Purple Bell Pepper Yellow Bell Pepper Pickling Cukes Lemon Cuke Tomatillos Tomatoes Corn If you’re looking for a winner for Labor-Day Potluck, you have come to the right place. Word … Continue reading

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