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Overheard On The Bus

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Eddie

Hey! Watch where you’re crunching those Cheetos. You’re going to get fuckin’ Cheetos all over my outfit. I don’t want to smell like fuckin’ Cheetos when I go to the bar. I’d rather smell like malt liquor, so the bitches … Continue reading →

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Just When You Thought Satire Couldn’t Get Any More Dead…

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Eddie

We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom has just been released by the Missouri-based publisher Really Big Coloring Books, which says it is “designed to be a tool that parents can use to help teach children about … Continue reading →

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Walking Down The Ave. To The Cloud Cult Concert…

Posted on August 25, 2011 by Eddie

First Encounter: Dealer #1: You need some bud? Me: No, thanks. Dealer #2: Cool shoes! Me: Thanks. Dealer #1: I wanna get me a pair of those. Dealer #2: Me too. Dealer #1: I’m serious! Me: [Laughing.] Second Encounter: Dealer … Continue reading →

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Who Says That Rock And/Or Roll Died With Wesley Willis?

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Eddie

Uh, well, I used to, for one. But to-day I saw the light, and am thrilled to report that it didn’t perish after all; but rather was reincarnated (sorry about the fucking corporate logos): Need more proof? Happy to oblige. … Continue reading →

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Fucking Awesome Salad I Just Et

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Eddie

Fucking Awesome List of ingredients follows. Purple Okra Green Okra Purple Bell Pepper Yellow Bell Pepper Pickling Cukes Lemon Cuke Tomatillos Tomatoes Corn If you’re looking for a winner for Labor-Day Potluck, you have come to the right place. Word … Continue reading →

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