Old Lady with European Accent [noticing my bare feet]: What if there is broken glass?
Me: I avoid it.
Old Lady with European Accent: But you have to be aware of it.
Me: I have eyes.
Old Lady with European Accent: You’ll wind up in the hospital.
Me: Will you come visit?
But Old Lady with European Accent had already turned her back on me. I may as well never have existed.