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Fruit Report: Bananas, Papayas, Avocados

Well, as you know, I consume prodigious quantities of Bananas. I’ve already waxed rhapsodic over the wondrous Williams Banana (a type of Cavendish) — trees of which we, unfortunately, do not have here at the farm; meaning that my supplies … Continue reading

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A Day At The “Sugar Mills”

On our day off to-day, coupla my co-farmers and myself schlepped it (about a one hour walk from the farm) to the “Sugar Mills” beach — so-named because there are a bunch of dilapidated Sugar Cane processing facilities thereabouts (kind … Continue reading

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Fruit Report: White Pineapple

Imagine, if you dare, a pineapple that’s the most delicious, most succulent, most perfect pineapple in God’s green Earth. Now, imagine that this same pineapple doesn’t cut your mouth all up into fucking shreds. You could only imagine such a … Continue reading

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Separate Ways

Our last day on Oahu. After getting ready to leave, I gobbled down the last of the stash of super-delicious island-grown watermelons. Soon enough, we made the final drive from the North Shore to Honolulu. Our separate flights — the … Continue reading

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Winding Down

To begin our last full day on Oahu, my mom and I got up for an early hike in the Palis across the street from our rental while the rest of the family slept their lazy asses in bed. In … Continue reading

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