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Shoots, Brah!

Aloha, friends! In the three days since last we spoke, I’ve been electrified by a bolt of lightning called “The Big Island of Hawaii”. Yowza, this island is un-freakin’-stoppable. Here’s how it went down. On Wednesday morning, I patronised, for … Continue reading

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And It’s A Road-Trip

Well, I left the farm to-day, having lived and worked there since the 28th of July. I’ll miss the awesome people; I’ll miss the awesome fruit; I’ll miss the awesome sunrises and ocean views; I’ll miss the awesome weather (love … Continue reading

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Look At ’em All (Yeah, Look At ’em All)!

The farm in Kalapana has many Rollinia trees; as is apparent here, they’re just going off right now. This is, in fact, the second box of this size harvested this week –and plus there was another, slightly smaller, late last … Continue reading

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FYI

This is actually a dangerous fruit. We actually heard of someone being killed by a durian. This guy got into an argument and he threw a durian at a man! The man died! Crazy shit. Moral of the story? Criticise … Continue reading

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You’re No-Doubt Familiar With The Ants In The Pants…

…but how about the freakin’ centipede in the pants? Well, that’s what I had yesterday, yo! Was working out in the field, having a good old time in the beautiful Hawaii sun, and felt a disturbance inside my boxer-briefs. Felt … Continue reading

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