Author Archives: Eddie

This Could Get Messy

Posted on September 24, 2011 by Eddie

Just purchased thirty pounds’ worth of tomatoes from the Farmers’ market; and have got ’em all lined up on a shelf under which I sleep. So if we have a earthquake, it’s gonna be bombs away! I will notify you … Continue reading →

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I Hereby Devote My Life To Corn

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Eddie

And that ain’t no lie. I’d never et corn in the raw until a fellow raw-foodist in Hawaii showed me the light. Unfortunately, there was only one good place in Hilo at which to procure the high-quality corn — and … Continue reading →

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Just When You Thought Satire Couldn’t Get Any More Dead…

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Eddie

We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom has just been released by the Missouri-based publisher Really Big Coloring Books, which says it is “designed to be a tool that parents can use to help teach children about … Continue reading →

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Walking Down The Ave. To The Cloud Cult Concert…

Posted on August 25, 2011 by Eddie

First Encounter: Dealer #1: You need some bud? Me: No, thanks. Dealer #2: Cool shoes! Me: Thanks. Dealer #1: I wanna get me a pair of those. Dealer #2: Me too. Dealer #1: I’m serious! Me: [Laughing.] Second Encounter: Dealer … Continue reading →

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Who Says That Rock And/Or Roll Died With Wesley Willis?

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Eddie

Uh, well, I used to, for one. But to-day I saw the light, and am thrilled to report that it didn’t perish after all; but rather was reincarnated (sorry about the fucking corporate logos): Need more proof? Happy to oblige. … Continue reading →

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