You Will

You will download the new Jesse Sykes rekkid.

You will advance the volume level to the maximum permissible for your current jurisdiction.

You will pick your jaw up off o’ the motherfucking ground. The motherfucking ground, I tell you!

Hint: If the blood is not running from your eardrums, it means you failed to advance the volume level high enough (perhaps you need to seek a new jurisdiction).

Also, you ought, if you’re in or near Seattle, attend the Art Museum’s Beauty And Bounty exhibition before its September 11th closing. It’s pretty amazing — especially the damned three-dimensional photos from the nineteenth century.

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