Farmers’ Market Follies

Old Lady with European Accent [noticing my bare feet]: What if there is broken glass?

Me: I avoid it.

Old Lady with European Accent: But you have to be aware of it.

Me: I have eyes.

Old Lady with European Accent: You’ll wind up in the hospital.

Me: Will you come visit?

But Old Lady with European Accent had already turned her back on me. I may as well never have existed.

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