Here’s My Hymn To You All

Merry Xmas, one and all! I’ve actually got two presents for you on this fine morning.

Firstly, my favourite album of holiday songs (as opposed to Christmas Carols): Strange Communion, by Thea Gilmore. I highly recommend all of Thea’s work, but this is, oddly enough, my favourite of hers of period. In fact, I not only listen to it year-round, but it ranks among my top albums of the ’00s. Please to click it here.

Secondly, we have a short video clip of big waves in Hilo Bay, circa December the 8th of Two Thousand and Ten. Enjoy!

Hilo Bay Waves

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Stolden Money

(Dateline: November 16, 2010)

Found this taped to a walk-signal activator in downtown Hilo. Don’t know, to be honest, which side is the front (nor, for that matter, which is the back).

Showed it to one of my co-farmers, who found it as beguilingly entertaining as did I; and thanked me profusely for having shared it with him. He then said that he’d better have to read it again, to possibly get the full gist of it. I assured him that I’d read it through a good ten times…

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The Circle Of Life II

She was supposed to have been a Christmas baby, but she didn’t even wait ’til the Solstice. Nah, the newest addition to the farm popped out on the fourteenth day of December.

That’s grandma Suzy, whom we milk twice daily, on the right; and new mom Ellie, who frequently harasses us while we milk her mother — and whom we’ll soon be milking twice-daily as well — on the left.

And here’s the little one, the day after birth, already capable of an outright, full-on, ol’-fashioned, down-home gambol.

You can see the look of concern on the elders’ faces. In fact, Suzy was downright agitated to be taken away from the baby to perform milking duties.  First she was continually looking up pasture to mother and baby, and mooing her head off (note that I had never once, in five months’ time, heard her moo before).

Then, when we got up to dump the milk pail, she shat, and shat, and pissed, and shat some more, though virtually nothing was coming out — just enough to prevent us from cleaning up and getting back to milking duties. (Not, apparently, realising that the more she delayed us, the longer she’d be kept away from the baby.)

Finally, we were able to finish milking, and she didn’t even wait around to be brushed; instead lighting out in an outright, full-on, ol’-fashioned, down-home gallop to check in on her brand new granddaughter.

And here’s baby just day-before-yesterday. As one can see, she’s got her mother’s what-the-fuck-you-lookin’-at? glare down quite pat indeed.

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The Circle Of Life I

(Dateline: August 15, 2010)

“Oh, woah/Centipede” opined Buckner and Garcia in “Ode To A Centipede”, “You can’t run away”. The song referred to the video-game centipede; whether the maxim translates to real-life centipedes is perhaps open to debate. But one thing’s certain: you’ll want to run from the Hawaiian centipede, whose bite reputedly hurts as bad as does being shot by a gun.

Indeed, two (count ’em) of my co-farmers were bitten a few weeks ago. One wasn’t so bad, apparently, but the other guy says he can still feel the pain (I expect that he means emotionally more than physically — but hey, pain is pain).

But, dammit all, the sight of the mother centipede caring for her young makes one leave aside all the sturm and drung with regards to the nastiness of the bite. See here:

Now, how freakin’ adorable is that?

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Winter Wonderland

Last Friday night, Mauna Kea received its first significant snowfall in about two years’ time. Here’s the view from downtown Hilo:

And here from the summit:

Credit: David Byrne, Mauna Kea Visitor Informmation Station

Happy Holidays!

(Meanwhile, down here at sea level, it’s about 80°, nice tropical breeze blowing  — you know, mid-December type weather…)

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