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Fruit Report: Bananas, Papayas, Avocados

Well, as you know, I consume prodigious quantities of Bananas. I’ve already waxed rhapsodic over the wondrous Williams Banana (a type of Cavendish) — trees of which we, unfortunately, do not have here at the farm; meaning that my supplies … Continue reading

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Fruit Report: White Pineapple

Imagine, if you dare, a pineapple that’s the most delicious, most succulent, most perfect pineapple in God’s green Earth. Now, imagine that this same pineapple doesn’t cut your mouth all up into fucking shreds. You could only imagine such a … Continue reading

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