Just When You Think Obama Couldn’t Possibly Be An Even Bigger Asshole…

He goes and proves you wrong.

Er, considering his is probably gonna be a one-and-done presidency, you’d think he’d get busy and work out the Obama Doctrine already. You know, for his “legacy”, and all.

Hey dude, if you’re looking for suggestions, here’s one (free of charge):

Everything Dubya Bush did, we’ll just keep doing it — only maybe a little more extreme-like. Gotta show all these fuckin’ numb-nuts protestors who’s boss, yo.

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Some Kind Of Monstrous

In his thoughtful column for the November 9 Seattle Times, Steve Kelley suggested what only a few other commentators have: that Joe Paterno was aware, by no later than 1999, of Jerry Sandusky’s crimes…yet allowed them to continue. At any rate, it’s clear that Paterno and many others in the Penn State chain of command were aware by no later than 2002 that there was something seriously amiss. And yet it was swept under the rug. The mind boggles. But, really, ought it?

Does anybody think that if these sorts of crimes can be committed in the Penn State football program — the very embodiment of virtue — that they can’t/aren’t/won’t be happening in other programs of similar stature? So long as the games go on, so long as we may continue to receive our Saturday fix, we shall choose to remain blissfully in ignorance.

Don’t believe it? Here’s the reaction in Happy Valley — the community in which contrition should have been the strongest  — to Paterno’s dismissal:

After the firings, thousands of students descended on the administration building, shouting, “We want Joe back!” then headed downtown to Beaver Avenue. The mood there was boisterous but not angry — almost all the students were decked out in Penn State gear.

Beyond football, are Sandusky’s actions worse than those of the perpetrators and enablers of Abu Ghraib — about which nobody remembers, even though abuses of this nature are still ongoing in Imperial (read: U.S.-run and -sponsored) gulags the world over, the punishing of a few so-called “bad apples” notwithstanding? (See related post, from April of 2004.)

Are Sandusky’s victims more emotionally scarred than are the victims (i.e., the entire populations) of our sickeningly violent blood-lettings in Iraq, Afghanistan, and (by proxy) Palestine — to name just a very few of the latest sites which have been visited with (what ought to be) utterly shocking horror at the hands of the American War Machine (and by extension any who, by consenting to pay their taxes, enable it)? Not only are we not shocked by the ongoing horrors, not only do our lives continue as though the horrors weren’t ongoing, we revel in them, glorify them when they’re at their very height. We allow them to occur time and time and time again.

Each and every day, 30,000 children are killed by starvation and poverty-related diseases; the World’s children are suffering poverty largely owing to austerity measures imposed by the World Bank and IMF:

Today I resigned from the staff of the International Monetary Fund after over 12 years, and after 1,000 days of official Fund work in the field, hawking your medicine and your bag of tricks to governments and to peoples in Latin America and the Caribbean and Africa. To me, resignation is a priceless liberation, for with it I have taken the first big step to that place where I may hope to wash my hands of what in my mind’s eye is the blood of millions of poor and starving peoples. Mr. Camdessus, the blood is so much, you know, it runs in rivers. It dries up too; it cakes all over me; sometimes I feel that there is not enough soap in the whole world to cleanse me from the things that I did do in your name and in the name of your predecessors, and under your official seal.

The media silence is deafening. Our silence is our tacit approval.

There are countless examples of daily injustices of varying magnitude — from the household, to the municipality, to big time athletics, to international affairs. How can we allow them to happen? Uncovered, how can we allow them to continue?

The problem isn’t “bad apples” run amok. It’s power itself. For the granting of power is a license to abuse power — and not a one of us is above corruption, nor knows whether we would have the courage to blow the whistle were we witness to abuse.

This is, apparently, human nature — as is, apparently, the ability to turn a blind eye to atrocities committed in one’s own name and yet retain the audacity to look oneself in the mirror, go to sleep at night, keep hold of one’s sanity.

Moreover, even if individuals were incorruptible, the nature of our societies’ current institutional framework ensures injustice everywhere we turn. Just a few quick examples off the top of the head.

  • Capitalism is by definition a means to exploit workers’ labor.
  • Blacks and Latinos are imprisoned at rates far beyond Whites’.
  • The first Gulf War and the economic sanctions which followed were carried out under the auspices of the United Nations; yet was an injustice of such immensity (considered genocidal by those most in position to know) as to make the utterly shocking Penn State revelations appear utterly trivial by comparison.

The number of examples of injustice delivered at the hands of institutions working as they were designed to work is more less unlimited. The magnitude of institutional injustice undoubtedly far outweighs the magnitude of lawless, or scandalous, injustice…and that’s without even getting into injustices perpetrated against the non-human inhabitants of our blue marble.

In his column, Kelley lays blame in the Penn State case upon the “actions of one evil man and the inactions of so many others.” But Sandusky isn’t “evil” — he’s sick. And how could he not be? How could any individual be anything but a mirror of our sick fucking society? Sandusky’s sickness happened to manifest in the manner that it did. Placed in a position of power, he was enabled to act upon it.

Does anybody really believe that Sandusky wanted to be saddled with his terrible compulsion? That he enjoys it? That he has not been horribly scarred by it? That he believes his victims found their experiences pleasurable, and/or that they will someday find them to have been beneficial? Of course we don’t.

And if we don’t, we need to acknowledge that Sandusky had no choice but to commit these heinous acts. No doubt some individuals, when afflicted with his same compulsion, are able to resist. Others, surely, are able to use counseling to overcome their compulsion. They’re the lucky ones (although probably still miserable). Sandusky, and “so many others”, have been biologically unable to circumvent their compulsions — for had they been able to, they would have chosen different paths. That’s as obvious as the sky is blue.

The crimes of, e.g., Jerry Sandusky and Lynndie England, are symptoms. We may apply some ointment to the open wounds: Jerry Sandusky may go to jail; Joe Paterno has been shown the door. The teevee cameras will soon enough evaporate; on to the next one. But that isn’t “justice”: the crimes can’t be undone, and the punishments won’t prevent future crimes of similar nature taking place.

Whatever admixture of lived experience — upbringing, geography, media, dumb genetic luck, who-knows-what-else — causes one person to reflect societal ills by becoming a pedophile, another by “going postal”, another by designing high-tech weapons systems,  another simply by purchasing sweatshop-made clothing — is beyond the limits of our comprehension. But merely punishing wrong-doers and sanctimoniously decrying their actions is, apart from the hypocrisy, as pointless in real life as it would be in the case of the proverbial frog-stinging scorpion.

The addressing of symptoms will not affect cause. Without removal of cause, new symptoms will continue to occur over and over again. This has been so since long before the first slave was ever enchained, or the first “blasphemer” was ever stoned to death. If we don’t change, it’ll continue to be so long after the firing off of the last missile announces the sunset of the American Empire.

It’s kinda fucked, but it’s what we’re up against. And there’s nothing to be gained in the righteously indignant pointing of fingers. We must be willing to rethink the fundamental nature of our societies: authority, institutions, the state, property (as in, it’s theft).

Naive? Fine. But until we’re willing to consider a fundamental societal reorganisation — a polity not founded upon violence and coercion — Renault-esque outrage at the latest abuse of power du jour to burn up the airwaves is nothing more than wheel-spinning hypocrisy.

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Overheard On The Bus

Hey! Watch where you’re crunching those Cheetos. You’re going to get fuckin’ Cheetos all over my outfit. I don’t want to smell like fuckin’ Cheetos when I go to the bar. I’d rather smell like malt liquor, so the bitches know I’m drunk.

(And later…)

Okay, look out for the johnson. You start pounding around down there, you can hurt a brother. You’re hitting the tes…tes…testicle area. That’s not cool.

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The Eardrum Apocalypse

The ol’ eardrums are “listening forward” to the week-point-five beginning next Wednesday with a mix of outright ecstatic anticipation and utter terror. Here’s my lineup:

The Felices probably won’t be too loud; and while School Of Rock are performing a “grunge” set, they are, after all, teenaged kids. But everything else here should be ear-splittingly fabulous.

Yes, by the way, I do own a set o’ earplugs. They’re even somewhat fancy, designed specially for concert-listening: reduce the decibellage, but don’t muffle the sound. They work well enough, and I certainly don’t shy at wearing them for opening acts. Alas, the earplug experience just can’t match the nekkid-ear live rock and/or roll, so they needs must be removed for the headliners.4

Not usually an issue, in point of fact. But with so many super-loud gigs crammed into such a short space of time, it could get a bit harrowing. Well, the earplugs will be in tow, at any rate.

Looking ahead to November, I daresay that, should the ears survive October, my time has finally come to witness the great Richard Thompson in person. So many times he’s rolled through town, and so many times I’ve balked5 at the $50 ticket-price Sir Richard commands (er, has he been knighted yet?). But, lo and behold, it’s only $30 – and hopefully a bit less than that via craigslist. Incredibly stoked!

Wild Flag are also on the November horizon. While I’m rather despondent that Corin’s having formed her own band, and Carrie’s and Janet’s having formed their own band seems to indicate that the Sleater-Kinney “hiatus” is indeed a permanent break; can’t deny that I’m looking forward to seeing Carrie and Janet in action again. (Can’t deny, neither, that I loved Corin’s record…too bad she never toured Hawaii the Big Island.)

Here ends the most music-hipster/-geek post in this blog’s history. If it ever had any readers aside from my mom, it probably won’t now. (And it surely won’t given the friggin’ footnotes which follow below. But, hey, if you’re gonna be a geek, may as well go the whole nine yards, eh?)


1: Have been meaning, for quite some time, to write about his new album, England Keep My Bones; as well as the handful of other obsessions currently dominating my music device. Can never seem to find the time, however. Suffice to say that the new album is a freaking masterpiece; and that if y’ wanna see ’em live, get tix now, as every show to-date has sold out!

2: If you’ve not seen the documentary Rock School, which helped spawned the various satellite Schools Of Rock modeled after the original, in Philadelphia, all I can say is: run, don’t walk, to the nearest library, bittorrent client, or rental establishment! Do not, repeat not, however, make the mistake of attempting to screen the horrifically unwatchable Richard Linklater fictionalisation (titled, confusingly enough, School Of Rock).

3: Their only U.S. performance this year!

4: I did, once, keep ’em in even for the headline act, a few years ago, noting the stacks and oceans of amplification equipment being rolled onstage for Dinosaur, Jr.. Took them out mid-set for, ah, about two-thirds of one second before determining that there are just some places to which human ears were not meant to venture.

5: Kind of ironic, truth be told, as apart from Robyn Hitchcock and Wilco, Sir Richard is the artist by whom I own the most bootlegs. Granted, it’s a pretty distant third; and granted too that I’ve only seen Wilco in person twice. But still, given my avowed passion for the Richard Thompson live experience, one would have thought…

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Coming To A Ballot-Box Near Some

Piece in this week’s Stranger reporting that polls suggest a majority of Washingtonians of all demographics now support Gay Marriage. And so, it’ll be on the ballot in 2012. But the fucking fundamentalist nut-jobs are already planning to spend about a gazillion-and-a-half dolllars to deliver its defeat.

Just boggles the mind that this is even an issue. I mean, what year is this, 1400 AD?

Here’s an idea I’ve not seen floated: a constitutional amendment secularising the institution of marriage. Only marriages officiated by the state (goes without saying: all states will be required to allow same-sex marriages) will be recognised for benefit purposes. Alternatively, any church which refuses to perform same-sex marriage loses its fucking tax-exempt status.

Oh, wait: we have a fucking Republican-In-Sheep’s-Clothing in the White House. That shit’ll never fly. But it oughta fly in any society with half a ounce of sense.

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