Author Archives: Eddie

Just When You Think Obama Couldn’t Possibly Be An Even Bigger Asshole…

Posted on November 20, 2011 by Eddie

He goes and proves you wrong. Er, considering his is probably gonna be a one-and-done presidency, you’d think he’d get busy and work out the Obama Doctrine already. You know, for his “legacy”, and all. Hey dude, if you’re looking … Continue reading →

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Some Kind Of Monstrous

Posted on November 9, 2011 by Eddie

In his thoughtful column for the November 9 Seattle Times, Steve Kelley suggested what only a few other commentators have: that Joe Paterno was aware, by no later than 1999, of Jerry Sandusky’s crimes…yet allowed them to continue. At any … Continue reading →

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Overheard On The Bus

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Eddie

Hey! Watch where you’re crunching those Cheetos. You’re going to get fuckin’ Cheetos all over my outfit. I don’t want to smell like fuckin’ Cheetos when I go to the bar. I’d rather smell like malt liquor, so the bitches … Continue reading →

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The Eardrum Apocalypse

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Eddie

The ol’ eardrums are “listening forward” to the week-point-five beginning next Wednesday with a mix of outright ecstatic anticipation and utter terror. Here’s my lineup: Oct. the 12th: Boris. Oct. the 16th: Frank Turner & The Sleeping Souls.1 Oct. the … Continue reading →

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Coming To A Ballot-Box Near Some

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Eddie

Piece in this week’s Stranger reporting that polls suggest a majority of Washingtonians of all demographics now support Gay Marriage. And so, it’ll be on the ballot in 2012. But the fucking fundamentalist nut-jobs are already planning to spend about … Continue reading →

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