{"id":587,"date":"2011-08-19T19:56:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T05:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=587"},"modified":"2011-08-19T19:56:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T05:56:20","slug":"in-the-quad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/08\/19\/in-the-quad\/","title":{"rendered":"In The Quad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Jamaican Dude [noticing my thoroughly devoured Watermelon]: <\/strong>What&#8217;s up, mon?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me: <\/strong>Oh, not much, not much.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jamaican Dude: <\/strong>Workin&#8217; up the fruit, ya?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me: <\/strong>You&#8217;d better believe it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jamaican Dude: <\/strong>Ha ha ha ha!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_588\" style=\"width: 2058px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ha-ha-ha-ha.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-588\" class=\"size-full wp-image-588\" title=\"Ha ha ha ha\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ha-ha-ha-ha.jpg\" alt=\"Ha ha ha ha!\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ha-ha-ha-ha.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ha-ha-ha-ha-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ha-ha-ha-ha-500x332.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-588\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ha ha ha ha!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jamaican Dude [noticing my thoroughly devoured Watermelon]: What&#8217;s up, mon? Me: Oh, not much, not much. Jamaican Dude: Workin&#8217; up the fruit, ya? Me: You&#8217;d better believe it! Jamaican Dude: Ha ha ha ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fruit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}