{"id":575,"date":"2011-08-17T19:50:07","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T05:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=575"},"modified":"2011-08-17T19:51:43","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T05:51:43","slug":"fucking-awesome-salad-i-just-et","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/08\/17\/fucking-awesome-salad-i-just-et\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking <i>Awesome<\/i> Salad I Just Et"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_577\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 3274px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fucking-Awesome-Salad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-577\" title=\"Fucking Awesome Salad\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fucking-Awesome-Salad.jpg\" alt=\"Fucking Awesome Salad\" width=\"3264\" height=\"2448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fucking-Awesome-Salad.jpg 3264w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fucking-Awesome-Salad-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fucking-Awesome-Salad-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3264px) 100vw, 3264px\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\">Fucking Awesome<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">List of ingredients follows.<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li>Purple Okra<\/li>\n<li>Green Okra<\/li>\n<li>Purple Bell Pepper<\/li>\n<li>Yellow Bell Pepper<\/li>\n<li>Pickling Cukes<\/li>\n<li>Lemon Cuke<\/li>\n<li>Tomatillos<\/li>\n<li>Tomatoes<\/li>\n<li>Corn<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you&#8217;re looking for a winner for Labor-Day Potluck, you have come to the right place. Word of warning: if you <em>do<\/em> prepare a Fucking Awesome Salad for Labor-Day Potluck, make sure don&#8217;t fuck it over by adding salt, nor pepper, nor spices, nor any other crap like that! <em>Unadorned<\/em> Fucking Awesome Salad is where it&#8217;s at, baby.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I mean, I guess it&#8217;s okay to adorn if you wanna call it &#8220;Fucking Bullshit Salad&#8221;; otherwise, do be leaving it nekkid.<em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fucking Awesome List of ingredients follows. Purple Okra Green Okra Purple Bell Pepper Yellow Bell Pepper Pickling Cukes Lemon Cuke Tomatillos Tomatoes Corn If you&#8217;re looking for a winner for Labor-Day Potluck, you have come to the right place. Word &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/08\/17\/fucking-awesome-salad-i-just-et\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}