{"id":567,"date":"2011-07-31T14:46:35","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T00:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=567"},"modified":"2011-07-31T14:46:35","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T00:46:35","slug":"farmers-market-follies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/07\/31\/farmers-market-follies\/","title":{"rendered":"Farmers&#8217; Market Follies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Old Lady with European Accent [noticing my bare feet]: <\/strong>What if there is broken glass?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Me: <\/strong>I avoid it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Old Lady with European Accent:<\/strong> But you have to be <em>aware<\/em> of it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Me: <\/strong>I have eyes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Old Lady with European Accent: <\/strong>You&#8217;ll wind up in the hospital.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Me: <\/strong>Will you come visit?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But <strong>Old Lady with European Accent <\/strong>had already turned her back on me. I may as well never have existed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Lady with European Accent [noticing my bare feet]: What if there is broken glass? Me: I avoid it. Old Lady with European Accent: But you have to be aware of it. Me: I have eyes. Old Lady with European &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/07\/31\/farmers-market-follies\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}