{"id":287,"date":"2011-05-10T22:48:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T08:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=287"},"modified":"2011-05-10T22:48:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-11T08:48:20","slug":"and-its-a-road-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/05\/10\/and-its-a-road-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"And It&#8217;s A Road-Trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Well, I left the farm to-day, having lived and worked there since the 28th of July.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ll miss the awesome people; I&#8217;ll miss the awesome fruit; I&#8217;ll miss the awesome sunrises and ocean views; I&#8217;ll miss the awesome weather (love that tropical breeze!); I&#8217;ll miss the birds&#8217; sublime Dawn Chorus; I&#8217;ll miss the chess. But, most of all, I&#8217;ll miss Suzy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-288\" href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?attachment_id=288\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-288\" title=\"suzy\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/suzy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/suzy.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/suzy-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/suzy-1024x576.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Go ahead and <em>try<\/em> not to love her. Now, Ellie, a bit of a different story (though she&#8217;s not entirely without her charms&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve rented a car to goof off with for the next week, before I fly home for Heidi&#8217;s wedding. Uh, wait&#8230;what am I saying? Friggin&#8217; Seattle ain&#8217;t my home no more. Hawaii is the place for me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Since my arrival here, I&#8217;ve been told by a million-and-one people that before I depart, I needs <em>must<\/em> pay visit to the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Waipio_valley\">Waipio<\/a> Valley. Waipio is one of the Big Island&#8217;s most sacred and historical sites. According to the guidebook, it&#8217;s &#8220;as beautiful a place as you will ever see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Having now visited, I would say that while it&#8217;s not quite as beautiful as the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone, it&#8217;s as beautiful as any <em>other<\/em> place I&#8217;ve ever seen. And perhaps the most magical. Can&#8217;t say exactly why &#8212; and certainly the pix won&#8217;t convey its qualities &#8212; so will just tell you what everyone&#8217;s been telling me: you <em>must<\/em> experience this place.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Not easily done, however, when you&#8217;re a tightwad like meself. Only four-wheel-drive vehicles are allowed; and not willing to pay for a tour, I opted to hike in and out. Lemme tell you, homeboy is <em>not<\/em> currently in good hiking shape. (Well, granted, I threw much of the valley&#8217;s opposite cliff into the agenda. And not to mention that, according to the Wikipedia,  &#8220;If classified as a road,&#8221; the access road &#8220;would be the steepest road of its length in  the United States and possibly the world.&#8221; But for someone who once regularly pounded the similarly difficult Section Line Trail in the Issaquah Alps&#8217; Tiger Mountain, it was something of a reality check. Sore muscles will surely ensue!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It was too worth the effort. Before looking at the photos (more, eventually, to the Flickr page, natch), please to remember: photography cannot do Hawaii justice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-289\" href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?attachment_id=289\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-289\" title=\"waipio1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio1.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio1-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio1-1024x576.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-290\" href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?attachment_id=290\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-290\" title=\"waipio2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3072\" height=\"2304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio2.jpg 3072w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio2-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3072px) 100vw, 3072px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-291\" href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?attachment_id=291\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-291\" title=\"waipio3\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio3.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio3-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/waipio3-1024x576.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I left the farm to-day, having lived and worked there since the 28th of July. I&#8217;ll miss the awesome people; I&#8217;ll miss the awesome fruit; I&#8217;ll miss the awesome sunrises and ocean views; I&#8217;ll miss the awesome weather (love &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/05\/10\/and-its-a-road-trip\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,7,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farming","category-grandeur","category-road-trippin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}