{"id":2812,"date":"2012-04-20T22:42:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=2812"},"modified":"2012-04-20T22:58:37","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T15:58:37","slug":"land-of-occlusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/04\/20\/land-of-occlusion\/","title":{"rendered":"Land Of Occlusion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">So, Bangkok. The hottest city in the World, at its hottest time of the year. Occlusion is the name of the game right now. It\u2019s more easily accomplished here than elsewhere in the region, as it\u2019s frequently partly cloudy in the morning and afternoon hours; and also \u2018cause there are lots of tall buildings, and awnings, and whatnot.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Even when one is able to escape the deathly sunbeam, it\u2019s still as if in a sauna. It means rivers of sweat pouring down. But, what\u2019s one gonna say? There\u2019s so much to see and do here in the city, that sitting around all day bemoaning the heat isn\u2019t an option. One must carve out, I\u2019m finding, a slice or two or three here and there with each successive visit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">First wanted to run some errands, however. Yesterday, Thursday, was a great day, as the most important of these was successfully navigated: <em>I found a pair of Sennheisers<\/em>!! Look, I\u2019m fully aware that it\u2019s deuce moronic to be as ecstatic as I am over this. But, moronic or no, I\u2019m <em>very fucking happy<\/em> about this.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">See, I\u2019m rather hard on headphones. Finally, while at Hawaii The Big Island, I just decided that, basically, if I can\u2019t properly care them, then I don\u2019t <em>deserve<\/em> to own Sennheisers. Now, my will has been broken \u2013 though at least I\u2019ve developed a plan by which I hope to make this the longest-lasting pair ever. I will notify you if that happens.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I failed, however, getting\u00a0 my camera repaired. Found a guy who said he could do it, but wanted 1,000 Baht for the job. Too steep for me; so the camera will alas continue to serve up the flawed images.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Some other goals have been fulfilled, some not. You\u2019d never believe how difficult it is to find unwaxed\/unflavoured floss in Asia! Checked every single shoppe in Siem Reap, for example; and so far no luck in Bangkok.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Anyways, continuing the project of getting \u2018round by bus rather than subway\/skytrain has proved fruitful, if time consuming. I love riding the buses in this city, even if traffic is often at a complete standstill, and the buses seem rarely to end up where I\u2019d expected them to.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I did to-day, Friday, finally make it to Wat Arun. This is one of the most famous temples in the city, but I\u2019d not previously managed to take it in. In a word: \u201cWow.\u201d In two words: \u201c<em>God damn<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">How to explain? It\u2019s kind of impossible to do so in words. But I\u2019m rather crestfallen, to be honest, at how poorly the pictures tell the thousands of words they\u2019re alleged to be able to tell. At any rate, I suppose they may give some sort of impression.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun2\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun3\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun3_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun3\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun4\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun4_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun4\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It\u2019s as though it\u2019d been designed by little kids, with materials sourced from the Ben Franklin (or perhaps even the Goodwill). And the effect is so stunningly incredible that one\u2019ll be practically holding one\u2019s breath for the duration of the visit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Don\u2019t know why the Temple\u2019s shrine near to bowled me over upon first glimpse \u2013 certainly, nothing one will see in this photo can explain it. But, it did.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun5\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun5_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun5\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Also a Chinese temple on the grounds, the inside of which is so beautiful one wants to just weep and weep. \u2026And then weep some more upon opening up the photographs. Oh, well; here\u2019s one that\u2019s okay.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/chinese.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"chinese\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/chinese_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"chinese\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And <em>then<\/em> there\u2019re the Prang rising up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun6\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun6_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun6\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Trust me, they\u2019re so gorgeous glimmering in the noonday sun, camera be damned! But to get in for a nice gander, it means forking over 50 Baht\u2026and following the rules.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arunticket.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arunticket\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arunticket_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arunticket\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Really, \u201cDo not dangle any doll,\u201d is one of the four most important messages to impart? Weird, yet somehow fascinating. In order to come all up into the Prang, must navigate stairs from right out of the Angkor handbook.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arunstairs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arunstairs\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arunstairs_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arunstairs\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yikes!; but it\u2019s worth the terror, as the view from up there is fairly enormous.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arunview.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arunview\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arunview_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arunview\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here\u2019s the Grand Palace. (I\u2019ve yet to visit; someday, I shall.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/grandpalace.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"grandpalace\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/grandpalace_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"grandpalace\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve seen chickenboy aplenty; but only in Arun (that I\u2019ve seen) will one see chicken<em>girl.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/chickengirl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"chickengirl\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/chickengirl_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"chickengirl\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Can one get a sense of just how <em>tall<\/em> is the Central Prang? Probably not; but I can assure you that it\u2019s <em>way<\/em> the fuck up there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun7\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun7_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun7\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Walking around up there is one helluva experience.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun8\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun8_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun8\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun9\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun9_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun9\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun10\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun10_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun10\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">As far as the auditory side is concerned, there\u2019re (I guess) hundreds of wind chimes hanging off the structures, and chiming away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Arun Windchimes\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/7096370831\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Arun is far the most unique temple in my experience. Is it also the <em>best<\/em>? Not quite sure I\u2019m ready to confer <em>that<\/em> particular honour \u2013 but certainly it can be said that none is <em>better <\/em>(as in, more thrilling to visit).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I did manage to at least capture one pretty good photo (leave it to black-and-white!).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"arun11\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/arun11_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"arun11\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">After Arun, was making my way down to Kalayanamit when, sitting Khlongside reading about the good ol\u2019 way: the littlest novice.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/littlenovice.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"littlenovice\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/littlenovice_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"littlenovice\" width=\"324\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Arrived to Kalayanamit, and it looked as though the main temple hall was all closed up. But then, around to the back, it was open after all. Prepare yourself, reader, to cry out, \u201cHoly fuck!\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I had <em>not <\/em>prepared my own self for this task, though I\u2019d been aware that this is the site of\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bigbuddha1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"bigbuddha1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bigbuddha1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bigbuddha1\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026Bangkok\u2019s biggest Buddha. \u201cHoly fuck!\u201d is the only sensible reaction (at least of which I am\u00a0 personally aware). Again, photos probably don\u2019t tell the story. But that\u2019s one big frickin\u2019 Buddha.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bigbuddha2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"bigbuddha2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bigbuddha2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bigbuddha2\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The outdoor shrine connected to the temple has figures with this interesting peeling effect, also seen at Arun.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/peeledshrine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"peeledshrine\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/peeledshrine_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"peeledshrine\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Meanwhile, the hall next door has a very small and skinny, almost comically so in context, Buddha; but there\u2019re some truly righteous old murals in there.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"mural\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"mural\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The last temple of the day, don\u2019t even know its name; but I\u2019ve been calling it the \u201cCandyland\u201d temple.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/candyland1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"candyland1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/candyland1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"candyland1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While the exteriors look wonderful enough to eat, shrine inside one of the temples looks to be one of the more expensive to\u2019ve got assembled.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/candyland2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"candyland2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/candyland2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"candyland2\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, there\u2019re some pretty unhinged murals on the <em>columns<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/candyland3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"candyland3\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/candyland3_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"candyland3\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Egads! Was not able to get into the main temple there, as the pavements were hotter\u2019n fuck-all, all whil the no-shoes-in-the-temple rule was nevertheless still in effect. Will need to make a return visit in the morning or evening, methinks.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Later, some very helpful Chinamen and \u2013women learned me an alternative method to arrive at Khlong Toei from Chinatown via bus. No more quickly than the one I\u2019d proposed is the journey; but at about half the fare (no A\/C, which is fine with me).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tomorrow, perhaps I shall find some floss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Bangkok. The hottest city in the World, at its hottest time of the year. Occlusion is the name of the game right now. 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