{"id":2690,"date":"2012-04-13T15:47:28","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T08:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=2690"},"modified":"2012-04-13T16:05:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T09:05:36","slug":"farewell-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/04\/13\/farewell-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"Farewell Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">Yesterday, Thursday, my last day in the Park. A few days before that, though, a kind of fun thing happened, so allow me to now relate to you the manner of its unfolding.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Heading into the store for some watermelonism, noticed this one very friendly tuk-tuk driver sitting out there all by his lonesome. The same one I told about before, who\u2019d slapped his palm to his forehead when I\u2019d told him of the ease with which I&#8217;m able to polish off a few watermelons in a sitting. (He later executed the manouevre upon learning that I\u2019d bicycled my dimpled ass up to Banteay Srei.)<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He kept always asking if I could spare a watermelon; you know, just horsing around. Then lately he\u2019d been asking whether I could spare a watermelon <em>because his New Year was coming up<\/em>? I told him that on the 13th, I\u2019d get him a watermelon. Probably he figured I was just horsing right back at him; but it was in fact my intent.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So then I saw him standing there, looking kinda lonely without his usual posse of tuk-tuk driving compatriots, and thought I may as well present to him his New Year\u2019s watermelon a few days early.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/tuktukmelon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"tuktukmelon\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/tuktukmelon_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"tuktukmelon\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Picture doesn\u2019t begin to tell the story of his surprise and elation. His smile was much larger both before and after the photo; and he kept shaking my hand and saying, \u201cGood luck for you,\u201d over and over again. Said he was gonna give the watermelon to his kids. Well\u2026it was more fun that I\u2019ve made it seem. Dude was just so happy to\u2019ve received his New Year\u2019s melon.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So then, last day in the Park. I went in for a kind of \u201cgreatest hits\u201d review of my fave temples. Thought I\u2019d start with Preah Khan, which is the furthest north, and work my way back down to Angkor. But couldn\u2019t help stealing a shot of the latter looking too right in the morning light.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/angkor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"angkor\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/angkor_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"angkor\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">But in case you\u2019d been wondering why I\u2019ve not been photographing the monumental Prasats in the full-on wide view; okay, I&#8217;ll explain.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/angkorgreen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"angkorgreen\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/angkorgreen_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"angkorgreen\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">That butt-ugly green tarp? Has something to do with restoration work. But it\u2019s utterly impossibly to attain an photographic angle which occludes this damnable tarp. Something of a gyp, really \u2013 kinda like if one is attending the amusement park, but finds the best and most funnest ride is closed for maintenance. That\u2019s the way the cookie crumbles, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I purposed, given that I\u2019d be making return visits to all these temples, to keep the camera in the pocket, and just experience the temples. In point of fact, I did largely succeed in this mission.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Up at Preah Khan, there was a little ceremony going on at the central shrine \u2013 to do with the New Year, I overheard a guide saying.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Preah Khan Chanting\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/6926839736\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I found a different rubble pile to climb up, right on top of it all, and see the miraculous view again from a different angle.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/preah1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"preah1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/preah1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"preah1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sure, it was neat\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/preah2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"preah2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/preah2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"preah2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026but truth be told, it just wasn\u2019t the same electrifying experience as had been the previous visit\u2019s. Didn\u2019t have the beautiful afternoon light condition; and the aural landscape was not jungle sounds, but rather people carrying on down below.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Something even more than this, though, as it generalised to all of the temples. That is to say, with only one or two exceptions, each of the temples visited in the Park \u2013 great or small or somewhere between \u2013 was a thrill of a joyride. Some to greater degree than others, naturally. But still, just a stupendous experience offered by more less every one of them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">But I found, yesterday, that the magic did not present for return visits \u2013 even though I was returning to my very favourite temples. I\u2019m not complaining: to\u2019ve received the Jolt even once per each was an honour and a blessing. But I was a little surprised that it turned out this way.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Anyhow, there was one thrill remaining, as I for the first time cycled the length of Angkor Thom\u2019s\u00a0 southwest section of moat, which was wonderfully gorgeous on this day.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"moat\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moat_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"moat\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">What I thought I\u2019d do, I thought I\u2019d be able to just ride all the way out to the end, and loop around back to the Wall side of the moat for the return back to the South Gate. See, \u2018cause the moat doesn\u2019t entirely ring the city, just only spans the length of the South Wall. But then, almost to the southwest corner, the trail is severed by this channel\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/channel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"channel\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/channel_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"channel\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The channel leads I know not where, for it\u2019s not depicted in the map. But at any rate, there would be no passing to the other side without the aid of a Tarzan rope (not present all up in my backpack), so I turned around and rode back in via the same route by which I&#8217;d been borne out to the dead end.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I was mistaken, I soon thereafter learnt, about Banteay Srei\u2019s Interpretive Centre being the Park\u2019s sole such endeavour; for Bayon\u2019s got one as well. I\u2019d somehow missed it before. It tells, among other things, all about the artworks lining Bayon\u2019s gallery walls. Like so.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bayon1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"bayon1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bayon1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bayon1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bayon2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"bayon2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bayon2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bayon2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Turns out, an Internet search <a href=\"http:\/\/duckduckgo.com\/?q=%22presented+with+an+excellent+big+fish%22\">against<\/a> the term \u201cpresented with an excellent big fish\u201d yields\u2026nada! That\u2019s a bummer.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Both in the Park, and in town, there\u2019re a bunch of machine-gun-toting goons stationed here and there along the streets. Has to do, I think, with Thaksin\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phnompenhpost.com\/index.php\/2012040655470\/National-news\/seeing-red-in-siem-reap.html\">expected<\/a> to pay visit here during the New Year festivities, and thousands of his supporters are all hepped up to turn out for meet \u2018n\u2019 greet.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So far, though, not much going on for the first day of the New Year\u2019s celebrations. Lots of flowers and such are available for sale.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/flowers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"flowers\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/flowers_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"flowers\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">These rocket-looking thingies are pretty cool; they had a bunch of them at Preah Khan yesterday as well.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/rocket.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"rocket\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/rocket_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"rocket\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The shops are itching to sell a poop-tonne of beverage.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/beverages.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"beverages\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/beverages_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"beverages\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Some decorations have been hung. What may just be the World\u2019s longest dust-mop has been put through its paces.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/duster.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"duster\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/duster_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"duster\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">And that\u2019s about it. The temples seem eerily quiet. Not really much going on around town. So we\u2019ll see how it all shakes out. I did have one security guard wish me a \u201cHappy Khmer New Year\u201d \u2013 which, I thought it kind of odd that he&#8217;d stipulated <em>Khmer<\/em> New Year, rather that just saying \u201cHappy New Year\u201d. But it\u2019s okay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, Thursday, my last day in the Park. A few days before that, though, a kind of fun thing happened, so allow me to now relate to you the manner of its unfolding. 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