{"id":2656,"date":"2012-04-10T09:24:07","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T02:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=2656"},"modified":"2012-04-10T09:48:12","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T02:48:12","slug":"festival-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/04\/10\/festival-season\/","title":{"rendered":"Festival Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">First, some site news: added a little map plugin to the \u201cAbout\u201d page, linked up there in the banner. This was the best plugin I could find, though it doesn\u2019t support OSM. The author says he may add this feature in future revisions; \u2018til then, we\u2019re stuck with the All-Seeing-Eye.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">On Saturday, the forecast called for 80% chance of thunderstorms, with decent accumulations possible. I busted out the door at 6:00 in the AM, figuring I would tempt fate, and make my last visit to the Park. Only to discover that it was already raining. So, I bagged it. Turns out, it was a good decision, but for the opposite reason: the clouds quickly burnt off, and it became a superheated inferno of a day \u2013 though the storms arrived late and lighted up the night-time sky, bringing with them the promised accumulations.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Sunday and Monday I was all following the goddam Masters \u2013 in the middle of the night, see; so now I\u2019m all jet-lagged, even though I never even made sniff of a lousy aeroplane.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I was looking at a map different to the one I\u2019ve been using, and noticed that there\u2019s a temple in town that I\u2019d not yet visited. So of course I hurried over there to see what it was. Of course, it\u2019s Siem reap: it was beautiful.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/temple-front.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"temple front\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/temple-front_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"temple front\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">There\u2019re a couple of Angkor-style Prasats on the grounds; they look to be used as office spaces. Pretty nice little tip of the hat, I\u2019d say.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/prasat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"prasat\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/prasat_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"prasat\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The murals are\u2026well, in any <em>other<\/em> place, one\u2019d say, \u201cOutstanding! Jaw-Dropping!\u201d But it\u2019s such stiff competition in this town. Suffice to say, this temple\u2019s murals more than hold their own.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"mural1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural1_thumb1.jpg\" alt=\"mural1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"mural2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural2_thumb1.jpg\" alt=\"mural2\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"mural3\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mural3_thumb1.jpg\" alt=\"mural3\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">They\u2019re not as flashy as the others\u2019; but take the time to have a good look-see, and they\u2019ll really get their hooks set into you. Easier said than done, however; as the designers were bound and determined to fill up with artwork every possible nook and cranny.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/nooks1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"nooks1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/nooks1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"nooks1\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/nooks2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"nooks2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/nooks2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"nooks2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Inside, more frightful scenes of the wicked receiving the just desserts.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/damnation.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"damnation\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/damnation_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"damnation\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Where do people come up with this shit? Or, maybe the more important question: do people really <em>fall for<\/em> this shit, really? If I don\u2019t give the Church all my money and do everything it says, I\u2019ll have giant cockroaches eating off my genitals for all eternity? <em>Really<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Decided to make visit to that one big Market I\u2019d eschewed when there was a bicycle-parking fee. Wow, it\u2019d seemed so close-by via bicycle; but turned out to be a three-hour round-trip on foot. Not to mention it was a stupid time of day to do it, as the sun was hotter than the murals\u2019 fires of Hell.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In the end, it wasn\u2019t even anything special, though this guy seemed to be very happy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Siem Reap Exhortation\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/7059191275\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I wasn\u2019t going to walk all the way out there, however, and not patronise one of the many Durian sellers \u2013 besides, I needed to get me a Camb-ohhh-dian Durian at some point, right? So, I purchased a small fruit for $3 to the Kilo. Wasn\u2019t as much flesh as I\u2019d hoped for $3, but boy was it delish!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">And there you have the story of my first Durian since arriving in Asia. \u2018twil not be the last, I can assure you. Know what this means?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/worlddurian.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"worlddurian\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/worlddurian_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"worlddurian\" width=\"644\" height=\"231\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Wellsir, neither do I! But according to what I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/durian\">seen<\/a> on that-there Internet about which people are all the rage, it\u2019s to the effect of:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>2012 Chanthaburi Fruit Festival &#8211; World Durian Festival<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">4th to 13th May, same location around Chanthaburi Stadium and Lake Tung Na Choei in the city centre.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Chanthaburi is a fruit paradise offering fresh-picked tropical fruits from orchards such as durian, rambutan, mango, and mangosteen. The festival is coloured by fruit floats, fruit quality contest, beauty pageant, jewelry, and OTOP (One Tambon One Product) bazaar.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\">Later on, a lady was bottling up for sale quantities of (presumably) home-made rotgut.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/rotgut.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"rotgut\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/rotgut_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"rotgut\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Well, the above was all written Sunday evening. Then, yesterday, come to realise that I\u2019d burnt my scalp during that damned walk out to the market \u2013 right through my hat, too. This\u2019s kind of knocked me for a loop a little bit. Nothing too serious; just very tired mainly.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So I\u2019m planning to take it easy for a few days; then probably on Thursday <em>finally<\/em> make my last and final visit to the Park. Friday begins the four-day Khmer New Year celebration.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">You may recall that I\u2019d been debating whether to get myself to Luang Prabang or to Chiang Mai (Laos, Thailand, and Cambodia celebrate their New Years concurrently) to see how it\u2019s done. In the end, I\u2019d decided on the latter, as it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chiangmai-chiangrai.com\/songkran_in_chiangma.html\">appears<\/a> to be more fun than about six or seven barrels-full of monkeys.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I\u2019d even gone ahead and booked a dorm room there. But then I recalled that Chiang Mai is having air quality issues this Spring; and after some snooping around, discovered that it\u2019s even worse than usual for this time of year. So, Chiang Mai was out; and I decided to just sit put here in Siem Reap.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Could\u2019ve gone to Bangkok, of course; but I think I\u2019d prefer to be in a smaller town. I gather that the water-throwing side of the festival may not be as boisterous here as it would in Thailand or Laos \u2013 but one thing I do know is that the music won\u2019t be better anywhere than it is here!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">That\u2019s about the best part of Siem Reap town, in fact \u2013 the <em>amazingly<\/em> wonderful traditional music playing out of the public address speakers in the mornings and evenings, as well as the more modern music thumping out of boom-boxes set up by various shop-owners out on the streets.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The only kind of hitch is that staying for all four days shall mean the overstaying of my visa by a day, and the incurring of a $5 fine. But hopefully there\u2019ll be five dollars\u2019 worth of entertainment value to be had during the Fest. Shouldn\u2019t be too much of an issue: the decorations have been on sale for a few days now, and the peeps seem to be getting pretty psyched up.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/decorations.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"decorations\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/decorations_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"decorations\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Coupla Notes From The Field, by the by.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">One, I\u2019m still fairly baffled by this whole, \u201cSir! Buy Shoes?\u201d phenomenon. I mean to say that if the shop-owners are proposing to <em>sell<\/em> to me a pair of shoes, rather than to <em>give<\/em> to me a pair of shoes (which offers are sometimes forthcoming from civilians one passes on the street back in the States), it pre-supposes that they expect me to be equipped with the means to <em>afford<\/em> a pair of shoes.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In other words, that I\u2019m walking down the street <em>completely unawares<\/em> that the one thing I\u2019d neglected to purchase in preparation for my Cambodian vacation was a pair of shoes. And that their friendly reminder will jog me to my senses. Weird. (Although\u2026I guess that\u2019s what advertising\u2019s all about, eh: influencing people to purchase shit they\u2019d had no idea they were needing.)<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Second, you ever wanna cause gales of laughter among the locals \u2013 at you, with you, for you, about you\u2026doesn\u2019t matter \u2013 just bicycling down the street sans shoes <em>and\/or<\/em> walking down the street with a watermelon in each hand. Works a charm!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Spreading Good Cheer In Advance Of The New Year (that\u2019s my new Personal Slogan).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, some site news: added a little map plugin to the \u201cAbout\u201d page, linked up there in the banner. This was the best plugin I could find, though it doesn\u2019t support OSM. 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