{"id":221,"date":"2011-02-12T15:28:30","date_gmt":"2011-02-13T01:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=221"},"modified":"2011-02-12T15:28:30","modified_gmt":"2011-02-13T01:28:30","slug":"trouist-ship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/02\/12\/trouist-ship\/","title":{"rendered":"Trouist Ship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hilo&#8217;s Conspiracy Theorist Laureate (at least, that&#8217;s <em>my<\/em> opinion) has struck again! And while this latest correspondence &#8212; found taped to a garbage can; make of it what you will &#8212; is on its surface no less inscrutable than was its <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=162\">predecessor<\/a>, the bottom line is clear enough: something is rotten in the state of Hawaii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-222\" href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?attachment_id=222\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-222\" title=\"ship\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ship.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2304\" height=\"3072\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ship.jpg 2304w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ship-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ship-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2304px) 100vw, 2304px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hilo&#8217;s Conspiracy Theorist Laureate (at least, that&#8217;s my opinion) has struck again! And while this latest correspondence &#8212; found taped to a garbage can; make of it what you will &#8212; is on its surface no less inscrutable than was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/02\/12\/trouist-ship\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}