{"id":2088,"date":"2012-03-06T16:51:12","date_gmt":"2012-03-06T09:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=2088"},"modified":"2012-03-06T17:37:01","modified_gmt":"2012-03-06T10:37:01","slug":"much-ado-about-the-same-same","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/03\/06\/much-ado-about-the-same-same\/","title":{"rendered":"Much Ado About The Same Same"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 align=\"center\">[Written Monday, March The 5th, Night]<\/h4>\n<p align=\"justify\">Ooh, I see that after it\u2019d for all the World looked like they\u2019d got to settle for a share of the Pac-10 crown, the Huskies have slipped in the back entrance for their second outright title in four years\u2026and their third in sixty years! Now let\u2019s see if they can lasso themselves a third consecutive Conference Tourney title. Bow down to Romar, yo!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Yesterday, Sunday, arose fairly early and took a stroll all the way down to the other end of the River Walk, and then all the way back again via the town\u2019s main drag. Turned out to be much longer than I\u2019d expected from eyeballing it on the map. But I left early enough that it wasn\u2019t too hot; and so an enjoyable time was had by all.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The main \u2013 really only \u2013 activity engaging the townsfolk was the cleaning up of the debris left over from the previous night\u2019s storm. There was such a huge quantity of leaves and branches being piled up that I briefly considered that this was actually a pre-festival beautification project. I hadn\u2019t thought the winds had been all that strong for a sustained period of time. But then I saw some uprooted trees, and changed my mind back again.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The people in town are quite friendly; and somewhat surprisingly, given its remote location, rather adept in the ways of the English language. It\u2019s a pretty nice town, until that old Thai bugaboo rears its head: too much traffic. You know, if they\u2019d just outfit the Tuk-Tuks and the motorcycles with mufflers, it\u2019d be <em>so much<\/em> the better.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Heard some drumming and chanting, and thought that this might be some kind of festival activity; but it turned out to be (I assume) a wedding ceremony.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Nong Khai Wedding\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/6809788330\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">As far as the temple scene is concerned, there are quite a lot of them. They\u2019re \u2013 again, given the relative tininess of the town, as well as its far-flung location \u2013 exceedingly well maintained. Most of them boast <em>very<\/em> beautiful exteriors \u2013 seeing \u2018em all a-glitter in the noonday sun; boy it\u2019s a treat. But the camera (or at any rate its operator) is unable to capture the effect.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The town\u2019s main temple, Wat Pho Chai is not only beautiful, but also kind of gives the Bangkok mega-domes a run for their money in the grandiosity department.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/phochai.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"phochai\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/phochai_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"phochai\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">That is, until you get a look at the Buddha (the town\u2019s most sacred), which is just this stubby little thing.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/littlebuddha.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"littlebuddha\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/littlebuddha_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"littlebuddha\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The temple\u2019s Naga have got, like, elephant trunks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/naga.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"naga\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/naga_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"naga\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And the murals are quite good.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/murals.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"murals\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/murals_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"murals\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">This temple will be the site, in two days\u2019 time, of a ceremony honouring Maka Bucha day \u2013\u00a0 on which, according to Wikipedia, \u201cThe <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Magha_Puja\">spiritual<\/a> aims of the day are: not to commit any kind of sins; do only good; purify one&#8217;s mind.\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">If it\u2019s Enormo-Buddhas you\u2019d be wantin\u2019, there\u2019s one absolutely gigantic one overlooking the river.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/bigbuddha.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"bigbuddha\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/bigbuddha_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bigbuddha\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Uh, it looks pretty puny here \u2013 must be foreshortening or some shit, \u2018cause this thing is <em>gigantic<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Also some big Naga down at the river.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/bignaga.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"bignaga\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/bignaga_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bignaga\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">At one of the temples, a novice was possibly shirking his duties, instead playing with his toy helicopter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/helicopter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"helicopter\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/helicopter_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"helicopter\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">At another was \u2013 okay, you know you\u2019re back in Thailand when the temple grounds double as a shopping bazaar for trinkets, clothing, and food. This was a new one on me, though: dude selling karaoke vids.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Nong Khai Karaoke\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/6955872327\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Mercy, that\u2019s awesome! If it\u2019d had the vocals in it, I\u2019d have been all over that like shit on stink (even though I\u2019ve not an optical drive in my computer).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Another temple had a number of quite beautiful murals depicting scenes from traditional Thai life \u2013 reminiscent of the awesome cultural museum in Chiang Mai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/threed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"threed\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/threed_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"threed\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Now then, if ever you\u2019ve wondered what it\u2019s like to be walking along down by the Mekong river out in the middle of Nowhereseville, Thailand overburdened with fresh produce from the Market, and be passing between two open-air restaurants, one of which blasting the Creedence Clearwater for all its worth, the other with a sign on the wall reading\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/swedish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"swedish\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/swedish_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"swedish\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026if you\u2019ve ever wondered what that\u2019d be <em>like<\/em>: I can\u2019t tell you. It <em>happened<\/em> to me, but the feeling was too strange to attempt to describe.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The River Walk here sure is lovely. It\u2019s especially fine at sundown, with the beautiful colours in the sky, and the slight breeze making it just the perfect temperature to be out and about of an evening.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I\u2019ve come up with a good name for a band: \u201cMekong Sunset\u201d. Maybe even \u201cThe Mekong Sunsets\u201d would be a fun variation. Feel free to use it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">No mosquitoes at this time, either. Odd. But lest you think that this means no mosquitoes at <em>any<\/em> time, needs must think again: they come out <em>later<\/em>, and seem to stay out longer. But it\u2019s kind of an okay trade-off, as the dusk hour is such a fabulous time to be outside and not have to worry about them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Was hoping for a redux of Saturday night\u2019s weather histrionics; but it was not to be.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Monday, then, was Day 1 of the <a href=\"http:\/\/mutmee.com\/050020_anou_savari.htm\">festival<\/a>, \u201ca wild street party, packed with stalls, shows, contests and sales,\u201d \u201cThe Anou Savari Festival is a special event held only in Nong Khai.\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So I braved the heat to go check it out. What I found was\u2026what one <em>always<\/em> finds in Thailand. Namely, endless rows and columns of stalls selling endless quantities of trinkets, clothing, and food. Wake me when it\u2019s over.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">This stall\u2019s wares, at least, were colourful.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/orange.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"orange\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/orange_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"orange\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">As I stopped to take a picture, the stall\u2019s proprietor chuckled and made to me a declaration in Thai, eliciting a blank stare. He then asked me if I speak English \u2013 first time anybody\u2019s asked me <em>that<\/em> before now! When I assured him that yes, I do, he continued, \u201cWhat I said was that my business is going to go International.\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I laughed and said that, well, then I ought to be taking a picture of <em>him<\/em>. \u201cI am very shy,\u201d he playfully complained before granting a nice smile. A fun guy!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/international.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"international\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/international_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"international\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One new delicacy I had not yet seen\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/bugs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"bugs\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/bugs_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bugs\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Of course, I\u2019ve <em>heard tell<\/em> of Asians\u2019 penchant for insect; but \u2018til now, I\u2019d not witnessed\u00a0 it in the flesh. (Well, I\u2019ve <em>still<\/em> not witnessed the actual act\u2026)<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Returned at night-time to find a huge crowd of people, sampling the vendors\u2019 stalls. Also there were some tame Midway rides, carnival games, and BINGO; plus a half-dozen or so live music venues (none of the music I witnessed was in the least bit compelling, more\u2019s the pity).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In other words, your basic small-town summer festival. Only, this one goes on for <em>ten days<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I gather that there\u2019s supposed to be a big tournament of the rattan volleyball game I loved so much from Chiang Mai \u2013 turns out, it\u2019s called \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sepak_takraw\">Takraw<\/a>\u201d. I kept circling around again to check out the court; but every time, it was just teams warming up \u2013 never actually competing. I guess Monday must just\u2019ve been warm-up day, and they begin playing for keeps on Tuesday?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The main attraction, at the City Hall, a re-enactment of the events commemorated by the Festival.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/reenactment.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"reenactment\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/reenactment_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"reenactment\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">My interest not being held, I went and walked around for an hour or so; only to find, upon returning, that it was <em>still<\/em> going on. Damn, I guess they re-enacted it in real time! It was, in fact, right near the end \u2013 the grand finale was a pretty nice, if brief, fireworks display.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/fireworks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"fireworks\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/Much-Ado-About-The-Same-Thing_57DE\/fireworks_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"fireworks\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">After that, people were departing in droves; and I did too. Returning to the Guest House, I seent an albino gecko. Later, heard some loud music emanating, so I guess the party raged on after all. <em>This <\/em>music actually sounded quite good; but I didn\u2019t feel like getting out of bed to go check it out; presuming that other opportunities to do so will present themselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Written Monday, March The 5th, Night] Ooh, I see that after it\u2019d for all the World looked like they\u2019d got to settle for a share of the Pac-10 crown, the Huskies have slipped in the back entrance for their second &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/03\/06\/much-ado-about-the-same-same\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}