{"id":195,"date":"2011-01-07T14:32:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T00:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=195"},"modified":"2011-01-07T14:34:38","modified_gmt":"2011-01-08T00:34:38","slug":"organic-farming-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/01\/07\/organic-farming-explained\/","title":{"rendered":"Organic Farming Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"

“What,” you’ve probably asked yourself dozens of times while goggling at the Farmers’ Markets’ vendors’ endless cornucopiae of newly-harvested deliciousness, “Just what makes the organic farmer tick? Through what manner of prestidigitation does he or she manage to coax such deliciousness from the bowels of the Earth? And without the use of fossil<\/a> fuels, too!<\/p>\n

“Why, to perform such feats of prestidigitorial shamanism, such a person must be equal part agronomist, botanist, toolsmith, meteorologist, soothsayer, workaholic…or what?”<\/p>\n

Well, after five months on the farm, I’m happy to be able to reveal all <\/em>of the secrets. To unlock the door to deliciousness, if you will. Here’s how it all works, in three easy steps:<\/p>\n

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  1. Eddie, meet “Hoe-Dad” (AKA Italian Grape Hoe):\"\"<\/a><\/li>\n
  2. “Hoe-Dad”, meet weeds:\"\"<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. Weeds, meet maker:\"\"<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    That’s it! That’s all you needs to know! You may now get out there and get crack-a-lackin’ on growing up some deliciousness of your own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    “What,” you’ve probably asked yourself dozens of times while goggling at the Farmers’ Markets’ vendors’ endless cornucopiae of newly-harvested deliciousness, “Just what makes the organic farmer tick? Through what manner of prestidigitation does he or she manage to coax such … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}