{"id":1409,"date":"2012-02-09T05:52:20","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T15:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2012-02-10T05:37:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T15:37:28","slug":"kop-chai-lai-lai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/02\/09\/kop-chai-lai-lai\/","title":{"rendered":"Kop Chai Lai Lai!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 align=\"center\">[Written Wednesday, February The 8th, Night]<\/h3>\n<p align=\"justify\">Oh shit, I <em>love<\/em> this city. A World Heritage site, it\u2019s a hold-over from the French occupation. It means way cool European architecture, narrow tree-lined streets, winding brick alleyways, more bicycles than motor-cars. And right on the banks of the mighty Mekong, surrounded by mountains.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It does sort of feel that its Heritage status is in some sense a celebration of Colonialism. But, really, despite all the pretty buildings and charming streets, it\u2019s the Lao people and culture that give the city its oomph. A marriage of convenience, maybe; the result is lovely.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Need to add the perennial Lao caveat of poor air quality. I\u2019d say it\u2019s about on par with L.A.; though I\u2019ve heard tell that later in the dry season it can be essentially zero visibility for the entire day! I\u2019m lucky to have arrived when I have. The other problem is that the fruit &#8212; while plentiful enough &#8212; is fairly expensive, and decidedly mediocre.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Oh, Laos, why must you torment me? You fill my soul with wonders to beggar this poor sucka\u2019s comprehension; and yet you won\u2019t allow this poor sucka to breathe, nor will you allow this poor sucka to eat.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I moved to a different guest house this morning, \u2018cause the one last night was really loud with partiers (not so bad, thanks to ear plugs), and the bed was tiny and the mattress warped. This new one is a few dollars more, and the Internet connection <em>sucks<\/em>, but at least I\u2019ll get a good night\u2019s sleep. It\u2019s too bad about the first place, \u2018cause I really like the community of travelers it\u2019s attracting with its great prices \u2013 but those beds and mattresses are just too much to take.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Thought I\u2019d start out visiting the Chinese Market and Phosy Market. The former \u2018cause\u2026Chinese Market! The latter \u2018cause it\u2019s supposed to be the best market in the city. Both were a waste of time, though the Phosy did have some decent veggies.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The couple of hours schlepping out to the markets and back was made totally worth it when I passed by the Badminton Stadium (!):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/chicken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"chicken\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/chicken_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"chicken\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Do the Laotians love their chickens, or do the Laotians love their chickens? Don\u2019t know if that cup lights up like the damned Olympics Flame when there\u2019s a Badminton tournament in effect \u2013 but I sure hope it do!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In addition, passed by a temple with a <em>very<\/em> long Naga regurgitating a multi-headed Naga. Had not seen that before.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/nagaregurgitation.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"nagaregurgitation\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/nagaregurgitation_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"nagaregurgitation\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Took luncheon at the river, and was amazed to see the number and variety of butterflies around-abouts. Beautiful, too. Have been seeing them all over Laos, in point of fact. After lunch, I put up the god damned weather vane, and it told me to go exploring the Old Quarter.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Which, I decided to first trace the route of the river, which heads North, then makes confluence with the Nam Khan, which heads east and bends back down south; peninsulating (guessing) about fifty square blocks\u2019 worth of land, thereby defining the contours of the Old part of the city. Near the confluence, I became involved in a very long conversation with a Schooling Monk, name of \u201cBick\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bick1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"bick1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bick1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bick1\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He\u2019s from Nam Bak, same as Misai (c.f. Udomxai post), and wants to eventually be an English teacher. He\u2019s been studying English for only five months, but it seems to mine ears as though he\u2019s better at it than the other Laotian students with whom I\u2019ve conversed \u2013 and they\u2019ve all been studying for a few years. He may be a prodigy (although his accent is a little on the thick side).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He asked me which religion I \u201crespect\u201d; and I went on this big long philosophical rant about not respecting any hierarchical institution, and not respecting the preying-on of people\u2019s fears for acquisition of power and money, and so forth.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Turns out, however, that he meant by \u201crespect\u201d, simply, \u201cfollow\u201d. He said that Laotians only \u201crespect\u201d Buddhism. I was somewhat incredulous that there aren\u2019t any Laotian Hindus or Muslims; but he insisted it\u2019s true.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">During the conversation, he kept complaining about his lumbago. Eventually, though, having noticed my headphones, he asked me if he could listen to some music. So I spun up some Florence + The Machine for him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bick2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"bick2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bick2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bick2\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">If somebody would ever tell you that Buddhist monks know not how to rock it to Russia, you\u2019ve my permission to poop on them. Just look at him loving the groove! By the way, that\u2019s a schoolmate of his in the background, engaging another foreigner in a similarly lengthy conversation. Practice makes perfect!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">His initial reaction: \u201cOh, this is in French\u2026no, English!\u201d He then explained that he\u2019s only got Western music on his phone, before pausing for several seconds with a look of deep concentration, and then bursting forth with, \u201cOh, this music is very fun!\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I agreed, and he continued, \u201cFemale singer, you know? Female singers. Female singer; this is very fun.\u201d He wanted me to send him the song via bluetooth, but I\u2019ve not the slightest idea how to work it (not to mention my device isn\u2019t equipped). Imagine that: a Laotian Buddhist novice making me look like a utter techno-nube. Generation gap knows no bounds, I guess.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Finally, he needed to return to the temple, south of Phosy Market; but urged me to walk with him so that he could show me his school. Once there, he requested that I take a picture of it, while he departed. Don\u2019t know <em>why<\/em> the request, but here \u2018tis.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/school.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"school\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/school_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"school\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Continuing on my tour of the old quarter, I noticed the Hammer-And-Sickle flying all over the place.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/hammersickle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"hammersickle\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/hammersickle_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"hammersickle\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Makes sense, of course, if the Commies are still in the saddle. But I\u2019d not noticed it anywheres else in Laos.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">As far as the famous architecture is concerned, yes, it is very gorgeous. The guidebook says the city is \u201ca dream location for any travel photographer.\u201d Couldn\u2019t disagree. But (as the man said), \u201cWhen I got the pictures back, none of them came out.\u201d See here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/architecture1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"architecture\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/architecture_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"architecture\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Just looks stupid, or at best, \u201cWhatever.\u201d But when you\u2019re standing in front of it, it\u2019s superb. So, I stuck to photographing the old tried and true: temples, and Laotians going about their daily lives.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Not that I can do Laotian temples any better justice than I can Thai; but that don\u2019t stop me from trying. This is one of my faves on the outside&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"temple1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple1_thumb1.jpg\" alt=\"temple1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<em>and<\/em> on the inside, proving that the Thais don\u2019t have the corner on the drop-the-tourist\u2019s-jaw-to-the-floor-and-shatter-it-into-four-billion-shards-to-be-eaten-up-by-all-the-crows market. It looked like the inside was going to be maybe my most favourite of all. Except\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"temple2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"temple2\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026no Buddha! What gives? Not sure. But the cart in the front is used to <em>transport<\/em> a Buddha (in point of fact, the Prabang Buddha, after which the city is named)\u00a0 during some or other annual festival, which process requires the labours of sixteen strapping young gentlemen. But, really, this temple was lights <em>out<\/em>. See more evidence at the Flickr page.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"temple3\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple3_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"temple3\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Who gets to go up there? My vote would be for the ghost of John Lennon; but I never seen a ballot-box. Here\u2019s a view from the outside.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"temple4\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/temple4_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"temple4\" width=\"705\" height=\"1060\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It\u2019s interesting to note the different iconography from the Thai temples. In addition to the chicken mania, here they\u2019ve got this Cheshire-Cat-with-elephants\u2019-hooves thing-a-ma-deal guarding many of the temples.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/cheshirecat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"cheshirecat\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/cheshirecat_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"cheshirecat\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">And for my money, the Laotians have it <em>all over<\/em> the Thais in the Naga Artistry deptartment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/naga.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"naga\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/naga_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"naga\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Telling you, this god damned Templemania is as insidious as.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">As far as Laotians going about their business, again, see much more evidence at the Flickr page (<em>when I finally get some Laos pictures uploaded, that is<\/em>). They\u2019re much friendlier\/cooler even than they look!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/lao1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"lao1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/lao1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"lao1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/lao2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"lao2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/lao2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"lao2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Laos is crazy with kick-assed trees; and in \u201cLPB\u201d, they\u2019re everywhere you turn. This one on the bank of the river is maybe the kick-assed-est of them all. I know, it looks from this image like little more than turd salad. But if you see it in person, you\u2019ll agree with me!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/tree.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"tree\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/tree_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"tree\" width=\"580\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Later became involved in yet <em>another<\/em> conversation with an student in English needing fresh meat on whom to practice, this one name of \u201cJin\u201d. That\u2019s him on the bike. I didn\u2019t know, at the time of shooting, that I was going to be a subject of his. I just liked the composition.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/jin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"jin\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/jin_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"jin\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He\u2019s from Vientiane, and has only been here since Saturday, and thus needed to ask me directions to the Night Market. I suspect he may have used this pretext simply as an entr\u00e9e into the discussion, as he was a bit shy at first.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He says that I\u2019m the first foreigner on whom he\u2019s practiced, even though he\u2019s been studying for two years. Found it a bit difficult to believe, but it\u2019s what he said. I <em>think<\/em> he said that if I had a bicycle, he\u2019d invite me to his house.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">All these long conversations with the local English students \u2013 they\u2019re usually quite fun and interesting at first, but can get a bit boring after some time. It\u2019s okay, though, if they\u2019re happy to be helped, I\u2019m more than happy <em>to <\/em>help. Karmically, I suppose it\u2019s an obligation; but even if it weren\u2019t, it\u2019s cool to be able to interact.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Getting towards evening, the riverside was lit up real pretty-like.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/riverlights.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"riverlights\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/riverlights_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"riverlights\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And passing this place\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/juanita.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"juanita\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/juanita_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"juanita\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026my ears were flooded with the sounds of a too-right band just throwing the fuck <em>down<\/em>. Couldn\u2019t resist having a look-see.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Turned out to be a birthday party (or similar), I think. There was a ceremony underway, in which the Guest Of Honour received this flower arrangement.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/guestofhonor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"guestofhonor\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/guestofhonor_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"guestofhonor\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">After that, they eventually all gathered to eat at that big long buffet table in the background there. But not before the band cut loose some more, and the ladies remaining sitting down on the rugs busted into some impromptu singing and hand-clapping.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Listen along with me, won&#8217;t you? <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Luang-Prabang-Party.wma\">Luang Prabang Party<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Walking through the Night Market, The Coconut Kid here tried to make me purchase from him some beads in exchange for him having let me snap a photo; but I was able to get away scot-free.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/coconut.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"coconut\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/coconut_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"coconut\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Walking down any market\u2019s Food Alley is always money in the bank for inneresting sights.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/nightfood.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"nightfood\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/nightfood_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"nightfood\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">That bag-on-stick is how they de-fly the meat here in Laos. They\u2019ve got a buffet set-up here for the night market: one plate, piled as high as you dare, 10,000 Kip (about a dollar-and-a-quarter). There are probably six or eight different tables this size.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/buffet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"buffet\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/buffet_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"buffet\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Around the corner, wonderful d\u00e9cor at this outdoor restaurant.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/decor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"decor\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/decor_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"decor\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who knew the Communists could be so fashionable?<\/p>\n<p>Moon made an appearance (I guess the other night wasn\u2019t the Full Meal Deal after all\u2026).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/moon1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"moon1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/moon1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"moon1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/moon2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"moon2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/moon2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"moon2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">And then, a visit to maybe the best-kept secret in all of Luang Prabang: night-time badminton! Similarly to the Chiang Mai foot-volleyball scene, these kids take no prisoners. This is <em>real<\/em> sports right here: no fucking commercialised stop-and-go crap; just full-on <em>killing<\/em> that god damned shuttlecock until it\u2019s dead and buried.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/badminton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"badminton\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/badminton_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"badminton\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The Aussie next to whom I\u2019d bungalow-ed in Nong Khiaw showed up to watch as well. He\u2019s off to Vientiane tomorrow, then flies home out of Bangkok next week. Talked to him for a while, wracking my brain trying to remember from where I\u2019d known him. Only figured it out a while later. Felt like a schmuck, but I don\u2019t think he even noticed\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Luang Prabang Badminton\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/6851466781\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<h3 align=\"center\">[Written Thursday, February The 9th, Night]<\/h3>\n<p align=\"justify\">I did get a good night\u2019s sleep last night; but I need a decent Internet connection to get some pix uploaded! So went off in search of better lodging. There\u2019s an old wooden bridge across the Nam Khan (called \u201cOld Bridge\u201d), open only to pedestrians, bicycles, and motorcycles. Here\u2019s the view of the morn from the middle of the bridge.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/footbridge.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"footbridge\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/footbridge_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"footbridge\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The motorcycles are only allowed to go in one direction at a time, and during the morning rush hour the lineup of those waiting their turn is almost Bangkok-esque.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/motorcycles.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"motorcycles\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/motorcycles_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"motorcycles\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Returning to the city side of the bridge, I received one hell of a jolt, after having written last night about the Olympics torch and all.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/chickenshirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"chickenshirt\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/chickenshirt_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"chickenshirt\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Wow! Didn\u2019t purchase, \u2018cause I always get light-coloured shirts so damned dirty. Still might do <em>anyways<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Also found a new hostel, with dorm rooms for 30,000 Kip (just under $4) per night. Looks like kind of a party-property as well, rocking the <em>Jetsons<\/em> barstools and all\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/barstools.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"barstools\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/barstools_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"barstools\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026but it\u2019s a half-way decent Internet connection, so maybe I\u2019ll actually stay here more that one night\u2026 Got me name on the Big Board, and everything. The more to whom I speak what&#8217;ve been there (including two Americans staying in the dorm tonight), the more convinced I become that a visit to Southern China need be added to my itinerary. Will have to have a look into it. It&#8217;s about a 24-hour bus-ride from here.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bigboard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"bigboard\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bigboard_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bigboard\" width=\"580\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">After checking in, it was off to the Morning Market (different from Phosy Market; which, you\u2019ll recall, is located south of the Old Quarter). On the way there, I tried a little experiment; to wit, walking out into the middle of the street to see if any motorists would respect the sidewalk, and then making a big show of pointing it out to them if they didn\u2019t. Conclusion: motorists didn\u2019t give a flying fuck about my \u201cbig show\u201d, not a one of them slowed down even a whit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Markets are <em>always<\/em> great photographic subjects.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/morningmarket1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"morningmarket1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/morningmarket1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"morningmarket1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/morningmarket2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"morningmarket2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/morningmarket2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"morningmarket2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The live-fish tank, however &#8212; while likely not at all unusual \u2013 seems awfully cruel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/fish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"fish\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/fish_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"fish\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The dead fish look quite beautiful \u2013 though I\u2019d wager they\u2019d rather be alive.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deadfish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"deadfish\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deadfish_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"deadfish\" width=\"705\" height=\"1060\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Much like at the Udomxai market, one may purchase live ducks \u2013 but here one may purchase dead ducks too. Hooray for carnivory!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deadducks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"deadducks\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deadducks_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"deadducks\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Frog kebabs, too, were available.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/frog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"frog\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/frog_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"frog\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I was able to find some pretty good Watermelon, so hopefully this will bode well for my stay here. Lunched along the river again, overlooking a little gully where half a dozen cocks were pecking around for food, and more than occasionally fighting with one another. So very entertaining! Every day in Laos is a day in which the tourist loves chickens just a little bit more than he or she had done the day before.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Decided to continue my exploration of the Old Quarter by taking in many alleyways. It\u2019s great, \u2018cause the structures fronting the streets are all the guest houses, and restaurants, and travel services, and cetera; but down the charming brick alleys are all local dwellings (when they\u2019ve not been converted into ad hoc markets).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Became entranced by some children playing a type of bowling game. They\u2019d each ante up a note of currency, which was piled onto the street. Then they\u2019d lag flip-flops to determine order of play; then skid their flip-flops along the ground, attempting to hit the pile o\u2019 cash. Anybody who did so got to pocket one of the notes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bowling.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"bowling\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bowling_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"bowling\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">When all the money\u2019d been claimed, they lathered\/rinsed\/repeated. Once in a while, the kind-of chubby kid tried to hit the pile with a rubber band, but I never witnessed him succeeding in doing so.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Luang Prabang Bowling\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/6851774577\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Didn\u2019t actually finish the exploration of the Old Quarter, but decided to head up to Mt. Phousi, a hill located right in the middle of the peninsula. It\u2019s 20,000 Kip to go up the four hundred or so steps.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/mtphousi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"mtphousi\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/mtphousi_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"mtphousi\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Before I arrived to the bottom step, I was again flummoxed by the beauty of Luang Prabang\u2019s trees.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/tree1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"tree\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/tree_thumb1.jpg\" alt=\"tree\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Passed a barefoot European, pointed at said bare feet, and smiled; he pointed back at mine and, in a French accent, declared, \u201cSame same!\u201d Cracked me up no end. I almost bought me a \u201cSame Same\u201d t-shirt in Bangkok. Maybe someday I still shall. From the Urban <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=same%20same%20but%20different\">Dictionary<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Used a lot in Thailand, especially in an attempts to sell something; but can mean just about anything depending on what the user is trying to achieve.<\/p>\n<p>Q &#8220;Is this a real rolex?&#8221;<br \/>\nA &#8221; Yes Sir, same same, but different.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\">Approaching from the western steps, about a third of the way up the hill, one arrives to Wat Pahouak.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/pahouak1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"pahouak1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/pahouak1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"pahouak1\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The \u201cpicture\u201d is actual a mural covering all four walls. And \u201cwonderful\u201d is one helluva understatement. It\u2019s practically the Great Asian Novel, told pictorially. Here\u2019re a few of my favourite scenarious; I\u2019ve uploaded a to the Flickr page a set <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/14623934@N04\/sets\/72157629251798901\/\">dedicated<\/a> to Luang Prabang temples, that one may easily view a slideshow of all the pics.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/pahouak2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"pahouak2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/pahouak2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"pahouak2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/pahouak3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"pahouak3\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/pahouak3_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"pahouak3\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Moving on up to the top of the hill, the temple, Wat Phusi, is quite unremarkable. A commanding view of the city, however. Here\u2019s the Old Bridge.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/phousiview.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"phousiview\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/phousiview_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"phousiview\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Coming down the steps on the eastern side, one reaches this Big Bad Garden Of Buddhas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/buddhagarden.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"buddhagarden\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/buddhagarden_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"buddhagarden\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">A little further along, is a Big<em>-Fat<\/em>-Buddha Garden.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/fatgarden.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"fatgarden\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/fatgarden_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"fatgarden\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Thence to a cave, at the back of which this Geriatric Buddha (or what) holds court. Not even one hundred percent for-sure that that\u2019s The Buddha \u2013 but I think it probably must be, given the posture.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/geriatric.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"geriatric\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/geriatric_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"geriatric\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then you get to see a very, <em>very <\/em>long Naga. Nagarrific, baby!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/longnaga.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"longnaga\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/longnaga_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"longnaga\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The so-called \u201cSaturday Buddha\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/saturday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"saturday\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/saturday_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"saturday\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026totally looks like he\u2019s baked. Huhn, maybe Saturday was \u201cJ-Day\u201d for Buddha? Buddhas gotta have fun, too, right?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/baked.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"baked\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/baked_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"baked\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Finally is a small cave with The Buddha\u2019s foot-imprint. I dunno, I guess it\u2019s in there somewhere?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/imprint.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"imprint\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/imprint_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"imprint\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Near here, I was having a rest, listening to the cicada symphonics repeatedly rise to crescendo then fall again, all whilst watching the distant coconut palms swaying in the breeze.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Then, natch, I was joined for conversation by an eighteen-year-old novice, name of \u201cSaen\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/saen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"saen\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/saen_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"saen\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">There\u2019s a place in the Old Quarter, called \u201cBig Brother House\u201d, where tourists can drop in and let the locals practice their English on them. The Russian-Visa-process-hating Englishman had been there a few times, and found it to be a great experience. I\u2019ve been thinking to go there meself; but am finding that it\u2019s not necessary: just sit and have a rest for a bit (or even slow your walking pace somewhat), and the learners will find you.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The conversations cover more less the same ground: family, travels, religion, food, and the like. Saen did ask a few out of left field.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">For example! After having asked whether I\u2019d attended pre-school, he asked what subjects I\u2019d studied while there. I was fairly speechless for a bit, attempting to formulate some sort of sensible response.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">For another example! Noticing my headphones and asking if I liked music (and declining my offer to let him listen to some), he asked if I liked Justin Bieber. Bick had asked the same. I shamedly confessed I\u2019d not heard him. But, uhm, is there something I\u2019m missing here? Isn\u2019t Justin Bieber just, like, bubblegum boy-pop, or its like? Why are all the Laotian novices asking me about him???<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He asked about my hobbies, and didn\u2019t have any idea what I\u2019d meant by naming off juggling. Happened to have the ol\u2019 bean-bags in my pack, so took them out to show him what it was all about. He was pretty astonished, but too shy to give it a try.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">A friend of his happened to come running up the steps while I was demonstrating; and he <em>wasn\u2019t<\/em> too shy to give it a try. He even took the balls up to a covered area where a bunch of novices were hanging out, and showed them what\u2019s what. He\u2019s only using two balls, but he has a nice looking follow-through, there.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/juggling.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"juggling\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/juggling_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"juggling\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Saen asked me to spell out the name of the hobby; and once I\u2019d done, excitedly looked it up in his English\/Lao dictionary \u2013 but it was not to be found.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He took me to his school, and let me hang out in the classroom for a bit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/classroom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"classroom\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/classroom_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"classroom\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">After this, I headed back up the hill to gawk the sunset. It was already a bit of a madhouse when I did arrive; and they just kept a-comin\u2019 even after that \u2013 it was akin to the crowds gradually building in anticipation of an Old Faithful eruption.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Something of a horror-show, as most all the gawkers were these god damned Europeans smoking their god damned cigarettes to the last of them. That\u2019s one fucked thing about Laos, is all the cigarette-smoking Europeans.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In Bangkok, they\u2019ve got the scourge pretty much fully eradicated, from what I could smell. Much more so that in the US of A, that\u2019s for sure.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Another Laos bummer is in a lot of places there\u2019s a fuckload of litter on the ground. It\u2019s ironical, too: in Thailand, you can\u2019t find a public garbage can to save your life, but there\u2019s no litter anywhere; while in Laos, there\u2019re public garbage bins everywhere, but nobody wants to use them (least of all the fucking smokers).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Sunset <em>was<\/em> quite gawk-able, all right.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sunset1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"sunset1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sunset1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"sunset1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sunset2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"sunset2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sunset2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"sunset2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Written Wednesday, February The 8th, Night] Oh shit, I love this city. A World Heritage site, it\u2019s a hold-over from the French occupation. It means way cool European architecture, narrow tree-lined streets, winding brick alleyways, more bicycles than motor-cars. 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