{"id":8037,"date":"2014-09-15T20:57:22","date_gmt":"2014-09-15T13:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=8037"},"modified":"2014-09-15T21:17:44","modified_gmt":"2014-09-15T14:17:44","slug":"yai-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2014\/09\/15\/yai-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Yai Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">There\u2019s not much there there in Hat Yai. Its star rose only quite recently \u2013 with the advent of the railroad, it blossomed into the transportation\/commercial hub of southern Thailand, and currently does huge business serving Malaysian and Singaporean sex tourists. It\u2019s Thailand\u2019s third-largest city, but if you\u2019re looking for ancient temples and cultural traditions, you\u2019re out of luck. Even the hostel &#8212; the only cheap lodging in town &#8212; is brand new, having opened a mere three months ago.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The morning and evening fresh markets are <em>humongous<\/em>, however \u2013 stretching for blocks and blocks and blocks in every direction save up \u2013 rivaling, probably surpassing, in size those in Bangkok, Chiang Mai, and Chanthaburi.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-182811.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 182811\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-182811_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 182811\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-183302.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 183302\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-183302_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 183302\" width=\"580\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-183813.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 183813\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-183813_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 183813\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I did briefly revive the helmet project in Hat Yai. There, it being rainy season and all, it\u2019s more about the diversity of the helmets and the <em>ponchos<\/em> rather than the helmets and the faces. Ultimately, just not as much fun, so I\u2019ve let it go. Did come up with at least a <em>few<\/em> interesting shots, however\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-151510.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-04 - 151510\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-151510_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-04 - 151510\" width=\"580\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-163300.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-04 - 163300\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-163300_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-04 - 163300\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-164638.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-04 - 164638\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-164638_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-04 - 164638\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-164745.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-04 - 164745\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-164745_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-04 - 164745\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Apart from trolling the markets, one may also, if willing to put it on the heel and toe for a time, find some touristy sites around and about. For one: there\u2019s the World\u2019s third-largest Reclining Buddha.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Walked to the temple at which a hostel staffer assured me it resided, to find that it had gone missing. A roly-poly monk (looked not unlike Potbelly Buddha, now that I think about it) told me that this was the wrong temple, and that I had to hire a driver to deliver me to the big reclining. He was a nice guy; said he wanted to take me to his home, a large place at which I could stay and eat free of charge. Don\u2019t know whether he wanted to ravish me, or convert me, or simply thought me a homeless, wandering wretch.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I respectfully declined his offer of hospitality, researched the true location of the big guy, and set out on foot. After about an hour\u2019s walking, there it was:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-05-143052.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-05 - 143052\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-05-143052_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-05 - 143052\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-05-143358.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-05 - 143358\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-05-143358_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-05 - 143358\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Colour me underwhelmed. It was worth the trip, though, as a market located adjacent the temple had a vendor selling obscenely delicious Coconuts for only fifteen Baht apiece. And so began my torrid relationship with the Hat Yai and Songkhla Coconut waters. Cannot&#8230;stop&#8230;drinking them.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">About an hour\u2019s walk from downtown, in the opposite direction, is the Municipal Park. Too far away to be at all convenient, it\u2019s nevertheless quite beautiful. More like a nature park than a municipal park, it features a peaceful lake\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-123956.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 123956\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-123956_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 123956\" width=\"580\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026and some nice hiking, including to <em>two<\/em> (count \u2018em) mountaintop temples &#8212; one Buddhist and one Hindu \u2013 connected, for those too lazy to walk, by gondola.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-130418.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 130418\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-130418_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 130418\" width=\"514\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-135212.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 135212\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-135212_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 135212\" width=\"580\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-135551.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 135551\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-135551_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 135551\" width=\"580\" height=\"772\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-131304.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 131304\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-131304_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 131304\" width=\"644\" height=\"225\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-135945.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-08 - 135945\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-08-135945_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-08 - 135945\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The locals\u00a0 in both Hat Yai and here in Songkhla are <em>exceptionally<\/em> friendly and helpful \u2013 even by Thai standards. Hmm, well, the moto-taxi drivers over on Ramvithi are always bumming Bananas from me; so, I dunno, maybe they\u2019ve spread the word to be super-nice to the barefoot farang. Whatever the reason, in addition to the portly monk noted earlier, there were\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">After hiking for an hour or so to where I thought the floating market should be, I hopped across the thoroughfare to where a small street market was doing business to see if the vendors could point me in the right direction. None of them spoke English, however, so they went and tracked down somebody who could \u2013 eventually procuring not one but <em>two<\/em> extremely nice ladies who explained to me that I was in the right place, but that it was a <em>night<\/em> market, beginning at 3:00 in the PM. (Ed, the owner of the hostel, had told me that it was a morning market. He\u2019s a great guy, but I did notice that he sometimes has his facts mixed up.)<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">While I was ambling along barefoot over across the railroad tracks in a non-touristic part of town, a lady showed up on a motorcycle explaining that she\u2019d seen me walking and was worried about me &#8212; and offering me a bottle of water and a pair of flip-flops she\u2019d thrown into the bike\u2019s carrying basket! I assured her that I needed neither, but, holy god damn, how fucking cool is that?<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">Two ladies \u2013 a mother and daughter, I guessed \u2013 saw me walking across the bridge from Koh Yor island to the mainland, assumed that my dimpled ass was lost and\/or dazed and\/or confused, and said that they wanted to help me. I wasn\u2019t 100% sure where to catch a sawngthaew, so they caught me up to speed in that regard. Not a big deal, perhaps, but I found them to have been almost impossibly kind-hearted.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div align=\"justify\">To-day, yet another lady, noticing me walking along a busy road, stopped and picked me up in her truck to drop me at the nearest sawngthaew stop. But then when we arrived to same, she decided to run me all the way into town \u2013 probably fifteen or twenty miles out of her way. \u201cFree of charge,\u201d she promised me on more than one occasion; and, indeed, refused to accept my offer of monetary compensation.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p align=\"justify\">And those are just some of the more striking occurrences \u2013 smaller examples abound as well. The only thing is, the schoolchildren don\u2019t seem quite as friendly as in other parts of Thailand. Maybe they\u2019re not as confident with their English, or something? Thailand ain\u2019t perfect by any stretch; but you\u2019d be very hard-pressed to find a more friendly, genuine, delightful people &#8212; &#8216;specially here in the south of.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">That said, Hat Yai, despite its charms, could only really occupy one\u2019s attentions for a day or three. The true gem of this area is Songkhla, which has, for nigh upon a week now, been holding me fast just like a goddanged magnet would do. Could <em>easily<\/em> stay here for a <em>very<\/em> long time, if one were of a mind to.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Stay tuned, and I\u2019ll goddamn prove that to you. First, a final\/fun pic from Hat Yai\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-174755.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"2014-09-04 - 174755\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-09-04-174755_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"2014-09-04 - 174755\" width=\"644\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s not much there there in Hat Yai. Its star rose only quite recently \u2013 with the advent of the railroad, it blossomed into the transportation\/commercial hub of southern Thailand, and currently does huge business serving Malaysian and Singaporean sex &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2014\/09\/15\/yai-times\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}