{"id":6822,"date":"2014-06-17T23:30:37","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T16:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=6822"},"modified":"2014-06-18T00:23:55","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T17:23:55","slug":"bangkok-no-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2014\/06\/17\/bangkok-no-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Bangkok No. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stepped off the bus at Ekkamai (Bangkok\u2019s intercity Bus Terminal serving Eastern provinces), burnt my bare feet on the tarmac, and was promptly flagged down by a copper and subjected to a bag search — \u201cPolice Check\u201d, as he informed me more than once.<\/p>\n

That was my re-introduction to this city I love perhaps more than any other. He was a nice enough fellow, indicated that I should put some god damn flip-flops on when the pavements are so hot and all. I guess he was looking for drugs, as he frequently uttered, \u201cSmoke\u2026smoke\u2026\u201d whilst very thoroughly checking every nook, cranny, zipper, drawstring.<\/p>\n

But, see, I use quite a lot of nooks, crannies, zipper compartments, and drawstring bags in my packing, so he quickly grew bored, and chucked in the search only about a third of the way through. Never even got to my backpack at all; only my person and part of the electronics bag.<\/p>\n

This little rendezvous notwithstanding, it seems to me that the military\/police presence here is even less noticeable than it was before the coup. Indeed, the curfew was lifted a few days ago, and<\/em> my beloved Lumphini Park has been returned to full glory, the long-term Yellow Shirt encampment there having been told to pack up and leave.<\/p>\n

To repeat my remarks from a few weeks ago, I\u2019m not,<\/em> here, stumping for the military dictatorship. Just pointing that for the tourist<\/em> in Thailand, it’s the quite rare occasion on which is even seen sign one of its existence.<\/p>\n

That said, Khao San Rd. is utterly and completely deserted these days. Went there to see if I could find a map of the Bangkok bus system, and there were so few hippies there that the three-piece-suit sellers were all over the few white faces — including yours truly’s — like stink on shit. Did find a bus map, by the way \u2013 this thing is like the frickin\u2019 Rosetta Stone; so helpful.<\/p>\n

Alas, only a few days to spend here before making tracks, tomorrow, for Penang \u2013 and with errands and shit to take care of before leaving, and with the dodging of the raindrops and all, it didn\u2019t leave much time for motor-coach-explorations.<\/p>\n

I did, <\/em>however, manage to make it to one Lumphini Aerobics session, and to pay a visit to my favourite Durian Truck. So, no complaints.<\/p>\n

Quite the opposite, in fact: as I\u2019ve said<\/a> before now, to return to Bangkok is (at least to my way of thinking) to wonder why in the Hell had one ever left in the first<\/em> fucking place? Impossible — as I\u2019ve surely also opined before now \u2013 to articulate just what it is that makes the place tick. But there is undeniably just something<\/em> about this city\u00a0and this country — a je ne sais quoi of the Gods —\u00a0 that makes you so absolutely thrilled to be alive that you could just about poop your pants.<\/p>\n

And who doesn\u2019t want to feel like that??<\/p>\n

Here are just a few examples of what I\u2019m talking about. There are dozens of headspin moments like these every day here — many of them too fleeting to even consider trying to document (but lovely all the same), and another many more that can only really be grokked between oneself and the city. But lots are worth sharing, as well.<\/p>\n

First, of course, there\u2019s:<\/p>\n

\"2014-06-15<\/a><\/p>\n

Second, this is graffiti, out in the middle of nowhere. (Turns out, the bus map doesn’t<\/em> tell you which buses will cut their routes mid-drift and dump<\/em> you out in the middle of nowhere to wait for the next one to come by…)<\/p>\n

\"2014-06-17<\/a><\/p>\n

And, had never seen this<\/em> before: a Mobile Blessing Unit.<\/p>\n

\"2014-06-16<\/a><\/p>\n

The happy-go-lucky Monk you see here splatters you with Holy Water, utters a few Words Of Encouragement\u2122<\/b>, and burns rubber on to the next one. And the dude you see in the cowboy hat? No, he\u2019s not a customer, he\u2019s the goddam right hand man<\/em>. In a fuckin\u2019 cowboy hat! Can you beat that?<\/p>\n

Well, I<\/em> can: When I walked by, he nodded politely to acknowledge my presence, and when I nodded back, he — with a big, goofy grin on his face \u2013 motioned for me to sluice some hard-earned money into the donations-box. How could one possibly<\/em> be prepared to argue that this is not the greatest city in the World? Fuckin\u2019 right<\/em> they can\u2019t!<\/p>\n

\"2014-06-16<\/a><\/p>\n

Now check out this guy.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-s2Tf_fvj9A<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

\u00a0\u00b7<\/p>\n

Total fucking badass. But still<\/em> not as badassed as this<\/em> guy.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=N1XZ-wL39SM<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

\u00a0\u00b7<\/p>\n

Bangkok. The best.<\/p>\n

I\u2019d gone up there to Chatuchak to pay a visit to the Or Tor Kor market. That\u2019s the city’s Demonstration Fresh Market, with the prices to match. Very antiseptic. It’s where visiting dignitaries, or whomever, are taken to be made known the wonders of the Thai Agricultural Ministries’, er, agricultural ministrations.<\/p>\n

When you\u2019re in a location in which Durian is in season, thoughts of the Durian, and when it shall next be consumed, occupy your every waking moment (and most of the sleeping ones too).<\/p>\n

But I\u2019ve gots to admit this much: when I arrive to the Market, and I ponder, \u201cWhat do I want to eat right now<\/em>?\u201d the little voice more less always, of late, ponders back, \u201cYou want to eat Mangosteen right now!\u201d It\u2019s just been so unbelievably delicious this year that I may have to move it into my Top 5 favourite fruits. It\u2019s just whopping<\/em>.<\/p>\n

The Mangosteens here in Bangkok are every bit as good as those I\u2019d been eating in Chanthaburi and Trat (probably having recently arrived from<\/em> one or the other…). So retardedly amazingly wonderfully deliciously motherfuckingly outrageous that I thought to go up to OTK and see whether theirs might be even better<\/em>?<\/p>\n

I girded for the inevitable OTK sticker-shock, and busted a move on up there. And, yeah, the Mangosteens were ridiculously priced, as expected. And, but, they were actually far inferior<\/em> to the fruits one can obtain at any old Market or street-stand around town.<\/p>\n

Drat.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s okay, though. Chatuchak Park was good fun to visit, as always. And, any trip which nets you a minute\u2019s or two\u2019s time in the company a beer-bellied street musician laying down the most beautiful violin concerto you ever did hear \u2013 totally oblivious to the whirlwind of activities going on around him \u2013 is a very fine trip indeed.<\/p>\n

Well, he wasn\u2019t totally<\/em> oblivious. Allowed a young passerby to give it a go as well.<\/p>\n

\"2014-06-17<\/a><\/p>\n

Fuckin’ Bangkok No. 1, I tell you!<\/p>\n

See ya in Penang…<\/p>\n

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