{"id":651,"date":"2011-10-15T21:26:41","date_gmt":"2011-10-16T07:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=651"},"modified":"2011-10-15T21:26:41","modified_gmt":"2011-10-16T07:26:41","slug":"overheard-on-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/10\/15\/overheard-on-the-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard On The Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hey! Watch where you&#8217;re crunching those Cheetos. You&#8217;re going to get fuckin&#8217; Cheetos all over my outfit. I don&#8217;t want to smell like fuckin&#8217; Cheetos when I go to the bar. I&#8217;d rather smell like malt liquor, so the bitches know I&#8217;m drunk.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">(And later&#8230;)<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Okay, look out for the johnson. You start pounding around down there, you can hurt a brother. You&#8217;re hitting the tes&#8230;tes&#8230;testicle area. That&#8217;s not cool.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Watch where you&#8217;re crunching those Cheetos. You&#8217;re going to get fuckin&#8217; Cheetos all over my outfit. I don&#8217;t want to smell like fuckin&#8217; Cheetos when I go to the bar. I&#8217;d rather smell like malt liquor, so the bitches &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/10\/15\/overheard-on-the-bus\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}