{"id":628,"date":"2011-09-24T07:40:52","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T17:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=628"},"modified":"2011-09-24T07:40:52","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T17:40:52","slug":"this-could-get-messy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/09\/24\/this-could-get-messy\/","title":{"rendered":"This Could Get Messy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just purchased thirty pounds&#8217; worth of tomatoes from the Farmers&#8217; market; and have got &#8217;em all lined up on a shelf under which I sleep. So if we have a earthquake, it&#8217;s gonna be bombs away!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will notify you if that happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just purchased thirty pounds&#8217; worth of tomatoes from the Farmers&#8217; market; and have got &#8217;em all lined up on a shelf under which I sleep. So if we have a earthquake, it&#8217;s gonna be bombs away! I will notify you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2011\/09\/24\/this-could-get-messy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fruit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}