{"id":2343,"date":"2012-03-26T16:03:29","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T09:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2012-03-26T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T09:38:10","slug":"we-must-do-our-alma-mater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/03\/26\/we-must-do-our-alma-mater\/","title":{"rendered":"We Must Do Our Alma Mater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">Well, let\u2019s see here. Saturday, two days ago, I took an extra day off to rest my injured foot. Being gloriously cloudy and breezy, it was a great day, too, to hang out in the park juggling, listening to the temple band, listening to the birds, listening to the distant thunder (only one very loud thuderboom, no lightning, just a smidge of rain &#8212; still fun, though), smelling the incense, and cetera. Hardly believable what a difference some clouds and a nice breeze can make!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">These people were at the temple.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/redhair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"redhair\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/redhair_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"redhair\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So that was cool. Practically every shopkeep past whom I now walk offers to sell shoes to me. I guess word\u2019s getting out there\u2019s a barefoot farang in town \u2013 but why doesn\u2019t word get out he\u2019s not interested in the purchase of footwear? It\u2019s even spreading to <em>non<\/em>-shop-owning folk. Here\u2019s a conversation I had with a young teenager:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Him: <\/strong>Do you want to buy some shoes?<br \/>\n<strong>Me [Laughing]: <\/strong>No, thanks.<br \/>\n<strong>Him:<\/strong> Why are you not wearing shoes?<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>They\u2019re very bad. Shoes are very bad for you.<br \/>\n<strong>Him:<\/strong> No, they\u2019re not.<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>Yes, they are. Shoes are very bad.<br \/>\n<strong>Him: <\/strong>Then why everyone is wearing them?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> They\u2019re idiots.<br \/>\n<strong>Him:<\/strong> No\u2026that\u2019s <em>you<\/em>.<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>Well\u2026maybe I <em>am<\/em> an idiot. But, why don\u2019t you try it and see how you like it?<br \/>\n<strong>Him: <\/strong>No.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Then he turned and strode off.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So, yesterday, Sunday, was Day 3 at the temples. The itinerary called for the Big Circuit in the morning, then Angkor Wat in the afternoon. But also, on a later day to return to Angkor to study the Bas Reliefs. I thought, why not do both on the same day, and eliminate some traveling between sites?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Plus, it was cloudy again, so I figured that\u2019d be a great time to visit the Temple, and then in the afternoon, if the sun had come out, it\u2019d be a great time to be under cover in the galleries. And this is precisely how the weather played out; so, yay for me.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Huhn, they say it\u2019s better to visit Angkor in the afternoon. Something to do with the quality of the light (or what). But, I dunno, I thought the quality of the light was just fine in the morning.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/morninglight1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"morninglight1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/morninglight1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"morninglight1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, very fine indeed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/morninglight2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"morninglight2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/morninglight2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"morninglight2\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">As far as the temple complex is concerned, sure enough, it is quite beautiful. I kept having to tell myself, \u201cThis is not a dream; you are visiting Angkor Wat\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/beauty1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"beauty1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/beauty1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"beauty1\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/beauty2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"beauty2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/beauty2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"beauty2\" width=\"644\" height=\"364\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">There\u2019re hundreds of these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.devata.org\/\">Devata<\/a> carvings around and about. Fifteen hundred, specifically, if I\u2019m to understand it correctly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/devata.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"devata\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/devata_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"devata\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also, <em>finally<\/em>, a Buddha <em>not<\/em> all duded up in modern raiment.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/buddha.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"buddha\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/buddha_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"buddha\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Making the dizzying climb up the stairs (this is the only temple in the Park in which they\u2019ve got amusement-park-style line control for the stairway) affords one an even closer view of the central Prasat (check the bird flying in the upper right).<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/prasat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"prasat\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/prasat_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"prasat\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also, as always, a look <em>down<\/em> at the treetops.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/treetops1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"treetops1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/treetops1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"treetops1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/treetops2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"treetops2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/treetops2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"treetops2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">And, what the Hell, an opportunity for an Art Photo (heh heh, I guess I need another visit to the exhibition in Vientiane to remind myself what artistic photography <em>really<\/em> looks like).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/artphoto.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"artphoto\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/artphoto_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"artphoto\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I exited out the East entrance, and walked back to the West entrance via a perfectly wonderful little trail betwixt the outer wall and the moat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/between.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"between\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/between_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"between\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Almost criminal that such a great walk was so under-populated \u2013 I saw only two other people during the whole of the forty minutes or so it took to return to the West Entrance. Just myself, the cicadas, and the beautiful trees.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/tree.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px;\" title=\"tree\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/tree_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"tree\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The \u201cmoat\u201d is more like a friggin\u2019 river, by the way. However you call it, it\u2019s crazy awesome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/moat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"moat\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/moat_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"moat\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Back at the West Entrance to look around a little more, the fellow on the right here asked me to take a picture with himself and his friend. Sure, no problem. Then he wanted to get a picture with <em>myself<\/em>. Okay\u2026if you want to\u2026 I thought that getting one with my camera as well would be kinda clich\u00e9, but now I rather regret not having done. Oh, well.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/picture.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0pt none;\" title=\"picture\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/picture_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"picture\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I\u2019ve generally tried to keep people out of photos of the Temples (not so easily accomplished!); but I think they rather nicely add to the ambience in this shot. Well, what I <em>really<\/em> think is that it\u2019s basically impossible for a black-and-white photo to look anything <em>other<\/em> than \u201crather nicely\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/people.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"people\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/people_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"people\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Off, then, to visit a few nearby smaller temples, before returning for the study of the reliefs. What\u2019s this, then? Mausoleum Xing? Entering Derby Zone? Nah, just a speedbump warning.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/speedbump.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"speedbump\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/speedbump_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"speedbump\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I preferred the Victory Gate to the South Gate, speaking strictly of the <em>gates<\/em> themselves. But the South Gate&#8217;s roadside statuary beat out the Victory\u2019s. Most of \u2018em had their heads still attached, and all.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/southgate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"southgate\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/southgate_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"southgate\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The story behind Baksei Chamkrong is pretty cool.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chamkrong1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"chamkrong1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chamkrong1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"chamkrong1\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">And it\u2019s true about its being a \u201cjewel\u201d\u2026but those stairs are a bit of a fright on the downward direction! Well, I did end up making it all the way back down.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chamkrong2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"chamkrong2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chamkrong2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"chamkrong2\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">At Phnom Bakheng, another great nature walk winding one\u2019s way up the hill to get to the temple. Elephant rides offered in the afternoons, for $15. My favourite part about the temple, though, was the view of nearby Angkor.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/angkor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"angkor\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/angkor_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"angkor\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Speaking of which, back to, for the studying. My impression is that Angkor\u2019s murals are not <em>quite<\/em> as impressive as Bayon\u2019s \u2013 though they\u2019re plenty impressive enough.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"reliefs1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs1_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"reliefs1\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re more numerous, for sure. This is just half of one of eight presentations.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"reliefs2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs2_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"reliefs2\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s certainly a dark side to the artistry, alas.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"reliefs3\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs3_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"reliefs3\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">That last sentence says it all, don\u2019t it? Fill the people up with fear, and then bring down upon their heads the whammy. \u201cWhy is King living so high, and we so low?\u201d \u201cShaddup, you\u2019ll get devoured by the big snake, talk like that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"reliefs4\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reliefs4_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"reliefs4\" width=\"323\" height=\"484\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Fucking religion, man. What a scourge. Along this section, a tour guide was explaining that the victims depicted here had killed Holy Men, and thus when they died, had to go in \u201cthe fireplace\u201d. At least that was cute.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Also cute: somebody gived him a mango.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\">\n<div style=\"top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\">\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Angkor Wat Mango\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\"  src=\"https:\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/photos\/6870718032\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It was funny that this was right near the gallery with the scene from the <em>Ramayana<\/em> with the monkey-man battle.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/monkeys7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"monkeys\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/monkeys_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"monkeys\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Inspired in me a little poem (probably better advised to skip it; you\u2019ve been warned):<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Monkeys in the halls<br \/>\nMonkeys on the walls<br \/>\nWhatever can it be?<br \/>\nIt\u2019s Angkor Wat, y\u2019alls!<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In addition to monkeys, Angkor\u2019s reliefs have it over Bayon\u2019s in that they include in amongst the birds and elephants and fishes and horses bunches of mythical animals too.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/mythical.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"mythical\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/mythical_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"mythical\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And as far as the birds are concerned\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/tuesdayweld.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"tuesdayweld\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/tuesdayweld_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"tuesdayweld\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026this one remind anybody of a certain Real Tuesday Weld video we all know and love???<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"justify\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Bathtime in Clerkenwell\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-2S-UGulpCo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Okay, the Japanese here are pretty insane. There are just busloads and busloads and busloads of them. In Thailand and Laos, it\u2019s mostly Europeans one will find to be one\u2019s fellow tourists. But here at Angkor, it\u2019s Japanese, Japanese, Japanese, Japanese.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The Japanese tour guides have microphone-headsets; I think more for the surreality effect that any practical need. Also, the guides need to have <em>aides<\/em> to keep the Japanese in line. They\u2019re (the tourists) always trying to light up cigarettes, or touching the murals, or god knows what else; which behaviour elicits staccato clapping from a nearby aide, who then scolds the offender back into his or her place.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">It\u2019s all pretty amusing. But most amsuing of all is they\u2019re totally into performing these goofy-assed poses for the camera. This guy was required to, for some reason, hold his forever-and-a-day.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/japanese2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"japanese\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/japanese_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"japanese\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Before heading back into town, went down into the courtyard and got me a nice Reflection Photo or three. Lords save me, I\u2019m just a sucker for those reflection shots.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reflection.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"reflection\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/reflection_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"reflection\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, let\u2019s see here. Saturday, two days ago, I took an extra day off to rest my injured foot. Being gloriously cloudy and breezy, it was a great day, too, to hang out in the park juggling, listening to the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2012\/03\/26\/we-must-do-our-alma-mater\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-grandeur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}