{"id":162,"date":"2010-12-25T10:25:20","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T20:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=162"},"modified":"2010-12-25T10:25:20","modified_gmt":"2010-12-25T20:25:20","slug":"stolden-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2010\/12\/25\/stolden-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Stolden Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>(Dateline: November 16, 2010)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Found this taped to a walk-signal activator in downtown Hilo. Don&#8217;t know, to be honest, which side is the front (nor, for that matter, which is the back).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Showed it to one of my co-farmers, who found it as beguilingly entertaining as did I; and thanked me profusely for having shared it with him. He then said that he&#8217;d better have to read it again, to possibly get the full gist of it. I assured him that I&#8217;d read it through a good ten times&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-163\" href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?attachment_id=163\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-163\" title=\"hilo1\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo1.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo1-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo1-576x1024.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-164\" href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?attachment_id=164\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-164\" title=\"hilo2\" src=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo2.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo2-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/hilo2-576x1024.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Dateline: November 16, 2010) Found this taped to a walk-signal activator in downtown Hilo. Don&#8217;t know, to be honest, which side is the front (nor, for that matter, which is the back). Showed it to one of my co-farmers, who &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2010\/12\/25\/stolden-money\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}