{"id":120,"date":"2010-07-29T14:15:03","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T00:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/?p=120"},"modified":"2010-11-24T14:15:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T00:15:54","slug":"fruit-report-white-pineapple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2010\/07\/29\/fruit-report-white-pineapple\/","title":{"rendered":"Fruit Report: White Pineapple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imagine, if you dare, a pineapple that&#8217;s the most delicious, most succulent, most perfect pineapple in God&#8217;s green Earth. Now, imagine that this same pineapple <em>doesn&#8217;t cut your mouth all up into fucking shreds<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You could <em>only <\/em>imagine such a treat, right: it could never exist in so-called real-live space-time? You&#8217;d think so&#8230;but you&#8217;d be <em>wrong<\/em>, beeyatch! For such a treat <em>does<\/em> exist; in Hawaii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It was the first food that I et after arriving at the farm; and, heavenly as it was, I can report, having et many dozens more over the next weeks (I arrived at the peak of the season), it&#8217;s as real live as the day is long.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You shan&#8217;t find them on the mainland, however. (Nor, sadly, in the islands in the Winter. As I write this, it&#8217;s been a few weeks since I last partook &#8212; and many more weeks still since I last experienced the true magnificence of height-of-season white pineapple. But there&#8217;ll be next year&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine, if you dare, a pineapple that&#8217;s the most delicious, most succulent, most perfect pineapple in God&#8217;s green Earth. Now, imagine that this same pineapple doesn&#8217;t cut your mouth all up into fucking shreds. You could only imagine such a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/2010\/07\/29\/fruit-report-white-pineapple\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fruit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durianapocalypse.net\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}