You Know You're A Fuck-Stick When...

...Trent Lott, of all people, says of you that, "I didn't think his choice of words there was really good."

...your presence at any place on the globe touches off massive riots, but your life and limb are dependent upon a security service comprised of "fools":

"We have made foolproof arrangements for the safe stay of President Bush and we do not think there will be any problem," said Brig. Javed Iqbal Cheema, a senior Interior Ministry official who also coordinates with U.S. authorities on counterterrorism issues.

Posted by Eddie Tews at March 3, 2006 09:04 AM