May 18, 2005
"The Party Of Ideas"
"The President, tonight, is going to be talking about how the Republican Party is the party of ideas." -- Scott McClellan (who else?)
Yours truly was not present at the meeting, but one presumes it went something like the following:
"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's bomb the niggers!"
"Yes, but which ones?"
"Uhhm...Iran?"
"Good show!"
"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's re-instate the draft!"
"But that would mean that our children could be required to serve."
"Oh...hey, I've got an idea! Let's re-instate the draft -- but only for niggers!"
"Too right!"
Posted by Eddie Tews at May 18, 2005 09:19 PM
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